That's OK. I'll deduct the shipping costs from my $19 and you deduct them from your $550.

do you really believe that?

I'll trade ya.

isn't lying worse?

Knock knock. Who's there? Peas.

what if you're just telling the truth?

OK, Games. Suuuure, why not?

do ya have to be mean to recognize stupidity?

Yeah, sure. I just wanted all the ladies to know i'm ballin with my big fat $19.

D'oh!

I just put this in the wrong forum. Anybody mind moving it to GD for me?

...or purse?

I have:

$19 Cash
Driver's License
State ID Card
Student ID
Debit Card
BP Gas Card
Auto Insurance Cards
Auto Registration Card
MARTA Mass Transit Card
Gift Cards for: Starbucks, Wal-Mart, and Cold Stone Creamery
L.A. Fitness Guest Pass
Gym Access Card
Frequent Diner Cards for Aladdin's Mediterrainian Grill
High Museum of Art Ticket Stub
Reciept for Last Payment to Rehab
Reciepts for Last 8 Bank Transactions
Business Cards for: the design dept head at school, apartment property manager, rehab counselor, Men's Warehouse, property manager of the Terminus building, the public defender, pretrial probation officer, my attorney, and a police detective

Jesus! That's a thick wallet! Alright, just filled it back up and eliminated half of that.

I barely know who Miley Cyrus is, much less care. If you like the tattoo and have some meaning behind it, get it.

you callin' me stupid?

Are you trying to say something about a pool que or just speaking Spanish?

more than likely

That's cool. I saw the FairTax balloon at a balloon race the other week.





I figured the Head balloon could've used a skull and crossbones. Then they could go pirating the other balloons and stealing their women and propane.

what's it called if there are no fish in it? same thing, right?

wasn't

how tough are you?

video games, yes. something like D&D, no.

do you have a video game console?