If you are on the forums long enough its like having friends.You get to know the people and realise that there are normal people on here.No am not going to define NORMAL. I sometimes check out their profiles to get a sense of who they are.

Today is a holiday - in the middle of the week and after the chores its me time woohoo!!! Thank you Heritage Day!

Hi ST dont feel alone it happens to all of us.Their profiles have been copied and pasted and they are all looking for an honest caring and sometimes God fearing woman.Ask them about the town they come from and they will not answer. Just delete and block and be careful. Learn to ask questions that will dig out the scammers.BTW I think the internet is infested with them -pity we cant spray them like cockroaches

Had a friend once who had a very sexy muscular boyfriend who used to like to wear white tight muscle shirts and pose in doorways so all the ladies could swoon with lust only prob was he had this squeaky little voice so we did swoon - with laughter! Just Saying

Yes please Ruth and thank you

Day would start with a couple of loud farts then go in the bathroom REMEMBER to put the seat up hawk and spit while I have a pee then shower and shave and come out and stand around looking for something to wear while scratching my crown jewels.Then be totally amazed because I didnt have to shampoo condition,blow dry, shave legs underarm,s lotion up, perfume pluck eyebrows and all the million things woman do before they walk out the door.

No one had mentioned the profiles which are so copied and pasted.The most eloquent profiles but the person concerned can barely speak English.Have seen more than a few of those

Intreated! Makes me think of inbred and ingrown toenails! Is it painful or maybe something that happens when you have too many treats!

You asked for advice well here it is! The fact that you have done the same thing on various sites with no reaction should already be a sign that you are not doing it RIGHT.Intimacy is part of a relationship but you dont ask a woman for Sex before you have even met her.Women want romance and they dont want to be told how good looking you are either they will decide for themselves.A little humility goes a long way. Intimate encounters always sounds like a person is looking for a freebie from a h----r

I have to confess I am a Hermit.I have been a party girl and had lots of amazing friends and used to love
Socialising.Now I enjoy my own company and probably because I have a busy life an afternoon or evening on my own is a luxury.Everyone keeps pushing me to go out and meet people but its really an effort for me.I will stick to M2 and the forums and if I make friends thats great and if I dont I can just Lurk and amuse myself with other peoples lives! I love my Cocoon!

Well when you are younger handsome,six pack tall muscular is what usually attracts but as you get older you gain wisdom and I would rather have someone who makes me laugh, is good company and adores me even if he has lost hair and his belly is starting to go south because unless you can afford a lot of plastic surgery a woman also no longer has firm everything as she ages so as long as you find each other attractive thats all that matters

I am a roller coaster and Theme Park ride junkie and Six Flags over Texas is my all time fav. Have done Movie World and Sea World Brissy in Australia and some smaller rides at the Rockhampton Show this year.Gold Reef City in my own country is quite tame compared to those but have done that as well. One of the best rides was at a ski resort in Utah think it was Park City done as the snow was falling.I dont ski or snowboard though because I am afraid of getting injured in a country that is not my home.

Well sweetie it seems all men care about is looks and sex but we still think they are cute in their own SPESHUL way

Welcome and have fun then Perhaps a Business Plan ?

Havent been asked for money YET but a man from an English speaking country who "will like to know you better" ??....and Really am tired of being called " an honest caring woman" when you dont even know me. :-) Also If you read my profile it should give you an idea I am not interested in 22 year olds.Also everyone seems to have yahoo messenger or wants to get on your Facebook asap so you can "chat".

Havent been asked for money YET but a man from an English speaking country who "will like to know you better" ??....and Really am tired of being called " an honest caring woman" when you dont even know me. :-) Also If you read my profile it should give you an idea I am not interested in 22 year olds.Also everyone seems to have yahoo messenger or wants to get on your Facebook asap so you can "chat".

Welcome do you come from a large family?

Soft rain all night
Hot scented bath on a cold winter night
watching the sun rise on a deserted beach
waterfalls
a facial and massage
sleeping naked with freshly washed sheets
Roller coaster rides

I think men are the shallower sex but they are just wired differently.They are more visual and are attracted to the boobies or the legs or butts and pretty faces.I have 2 sons and one is the family man and one is only attracted to the lookers and has had some giant fails because he seems to be amagnet for the psycho beauties. So if you are only attracted to looks you will prob end up alone and unhappy one day but thats your choice. Lets just accept that we are all different and none of us are perfect.