Hotel California....

Typically when a man tells me this as a solution, I respond with, "Well, tell ya' what. You offer him sex first. After that, I MIGHT THINK ABOUT offering him sex."

So, what do ya' say, Mike744? You gonna' offer him sex?

I have friends that do that (group of 10-15 women). It's hilarious. They literally plan it out as if it's some strategic battle...passing out fliers to each member of the group with instructions on what they are picking up and what stores they are hitting. They carpool so that more of them can hit one area and fan out to accomplish their shopping goals. Then they meet back at the designated starting point and swap out the items.

I admire their attention to detail during the process but I've only gone on one of those escapades and that was years ago. It's brutal nowadays and I can't elbow my way to the front of the line like I could before (lol). I would have to take a pro-linebacker with me now.

Sorry, Suzanne. Only you can tell when you have had enough. For me, those sudden disappearing acts would concern me.

We do things for a reason and if I suddenly log off it might be due to a power outage, company showing up, or some other legitimate reason.

However, if it happens too often, I would begin to think that there might be something he's hiding from me.

Perhaps you can try telling him that you need this behavior to be altered or you just can't pursue a relationship with him. Surely, one would think, there would be a common ground somewhere if both parties are truly ready for a relationship.

Anyways, enough of my ramblings...

Good luck, Miss.

Hi there! I would like to know if there is anything else that I can do to make my profile more successful.

Thank you for your help in critiquing my profile. I'm looking forward to your comments.
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So, if gun owners were forced to take a psych. evaluation prior to being given a permit, would those who are against gun ownership be inclined to change their views?

Short and sweet version:

If you still have the attorney, ask for the proper papers to be drawn up concerning which parent has the child for however long (ie weekends, holidays, etc.).

If you need the child support lowered, again, speak to your attorney. He/she can help you through this process.

As far as the harassment goes, keep the text messages documented and file a police report(s). Most states have laws against harassment by cellphone, etc. now. Documentation is extremely important in this and the officers will want to see the actual texts.

Good luck to you!

I confess. The devil made me do it though.

"***I PREFER OLDER WOMEN*** IF you have time to be on here, you have time to take off old polish, and pumice your feet! Do it now!"


Fine! Nag, nag, nag...

"So anyways Ladies If you feel like ****ing with my head ,and wasting my time? I guess message me."


I'm not really attracted to masochists. Sorry.

"Well I hope you enjoyed reading my profile,not that I care if you enjoyed it or not? Because I don't!"


Now that we've established that...

Oh, I nearly forgot, 'Hound Dog'! Love that song!

Love Me Tender and Jailhouse Rock

Happy Birthday and Happy Halloween!!

No, I don't take it personally for the most part.

You can use the word 'redneck' in the one area of the country and you are seen as a God. When the same word is used in another area of the country you are seen as the lowest form of humanity.

There are only a few words in our language that will upset me and that only happens when the words are used in a certain vicious tone, in a one-on-one conversation. I think the tone triggers my insecurities more than anything else and I react defensively.

Comedy uses more generalized humor and I don't think I've ever been offended by that.

"I want You."


Uncle Sam?

"I'm looking for Someone who is Fun, Happy, compassionate, un-selfish, loves to be playful, doesn't get butt hurt if I tell a dirty joke,"


Call it my sixth sense or whatever but something tells me you might want to stay away from comedy.

"I'm someone who becomes my surroundings....Kinda wierd...but, i've noticed that about myself...."


You're a Transformer?

(Seeking) "someone whom sees who she is looks are important, but can be deceiveing"


Is this stemming from a fear of dating vampires?

"I'm fun, a personality plus,a man..."


(Using an Australian accent)

"Crikey, we don't want to startle this elusive creature, Mate. I've heard of their existence but to see a fun, personality-plus (similar to the platypus) male in it's natural habitat is rare!"