1. Stop fighting for a
spot in their heart when you know
there's no space for you there.

2. Never assume a
position in someone's life if they haven't made it official.

3. Never give them the
privilege of a life partner when he or
she is just a sex partner. Guy, stop
spending on her. Girl, stop giving him sex.
Equation balanced!.

4. If they are not adding
any tangible value to your life, kick them out of your Life. Samson lost his eyes cause he toiled with a woman
who had no tangible
value to add To his Life.

5. Go and Check your
HIV status. Its an error not to. Health is Wealth.

6. Never Let this month
pass without being a devout christain

7. If your heart is set
for someone, you will hardly notice anyone no
matter how many
Beautiful & Gorgeous faces you set your eyes upon daily.

8. You only notice
because your heart is set on many faces
that's why you are a chronic flirt.
Hmmm! Sorry if I Just
hurt you. But its true

9. True love isn't Romeo
& Juliet who died together. True Love is Grandpa & Grandma who grew old together.

Story for the gods.

Marriage isn't entirely
about finding that right
person but being the
right person - only you
can decide when you
are ready (psychologically/
financially/emotionally....
etc) to take that plunge.

1: It gives you time
to build your education/career: A
sound educational
qualification is a good
step to building your
career. Growing a
career takes a lot of
time/energy which you
might not be able to
spare when you have a
family.

2: Financial Independence /
Stability: All things
being equal, financial
stability should go
alongside a career. If
you're a prudent
bachelor/spinster, this
is the time to save and
make investments. You
would be needing the
money later in life. #
Money is important

3: Marriage doesn't
have age limit: The
society has made us to
believe there is an ideal
age we are expected to
walk down the aisle, as
true as this might sound - there is actually no age limit to marriage.
Everyone's life part is
different , some people
have their first
marriage in their 30s,40s etc (we only
pray for it to be worth
it)...why don't you just
sit, relax and enjoy the
single moment'.

4: It isn't a race: Those thoughts that run through your mind
when a friend sends
that wedding invitation
and tells you to do
'asoebi' on top...you're
like, "na only me waka
come?" No be only you
waka come my dear, so
many people can relate
to that feeling. You're
not in a competition with your friends, never
consider marriage just
to be tagged "Mrs".

5: What better time
to explore: This is
the perfect time to go
on road trips, girls/
guys night out. You get
to know diverse places/
cultures before you
become all committed to one person.


With age comes a different perspective. Keep being the best you
can be, stay open... you just might find 'it' when you're least searching.

Thats your cuppa of Tea.

like seriouslyyyy. Leigh .ure funny.

Thank Goodness for you, atleast, she brought wine. What of those who came empty handed ?

Lol, keep yawning. Dear

I'm extroverted and am
usually a good
conversationalist with most people but some ladies make me think otherwise that maybe I'm somewhat boring.
When I say BORING, I don't mean how you dress, look or even act in bed but much deeper topic. The fact that
some ladies act so damn BORING either offline, online, in a relationship, meeting
someone on the first date or during a chat that the dude is left with literally nothing
more than to fall asleep, stop chatting or
get up walked out. Many atimes, an average boring lady will blame it on mood or
because she's not into
you** smh**

You are a boring lady,

1. If you are a monosyllabic type that replies with fine u?
Kul u? Yap u? Ya u ? Tnx u? You put very little effort into helping the conversation along

2 if your idea of a good
conversation is extended silence. Let's talk about football, you have nothing to say: talk about movies, you
have nothing to say, gist me about your day, you have nothing to say, let's talk about yourself, you can't
even give a good
description about yourself.

The funniest thing is that, even if they are into you, you will still find them boring* smh*

3. If you would have to hold up the conversation with no
input 'cos you feel you are only meant to reply. You stop talking 'cos he stops and that is the end of the conversation

4. If your answer to every question is NO.. Any hobby? No ?, Anything new to talk
about? No ?, Have you got a gist for me? No.

5. If you are the type a guy calls and drops the call within one minute not because he's not got enough credit but because nothing
laughable will ever come out of your mouth

6. If you are more
interested in talking about yourself than listening to what the other person has to say


Guys Feel Free To Add
Yours

I always wonder how
some people fall out of
one relationship into
another while others
struggle to find a man/
woman to call their own . The 'lucky' ones find it very easy to meet new partners and hardly ever have space
between relationships.

They manage to never
stay single for long : a
month or two passes
and… poof! – they’re in
a new relationship. The 'unlucky' ones take
longer to find somebody new – maybe a year, or even a few years. They just can't find people to
be happy with.
They kind of have
certain expectations for
their mates and since
most people they meet
don't fit the bill, they
pass them up


My questions are;

1) Are people who seek
perfection in a potential
partner on a futile
quest that has no ending?

Are they hardly in a
relationship because
they have a loooong
"laundry list" of what
they want and don't
want in a man/woman?

2) What’s your average
period between serious
relationships?

Hi, Mingle2. I have had
some peepz telling me the crazy things they've done for love. A lady told me how she slept with her husband's boss to get her guy out of the mess he managed to put himself in. I haven't done anything really crazy for love as I write this; that doesn't mean I won't, should I find a good reason to. SO
WHAT IS THE CRAZIEST THING YOU'VE DONE FOR
LOVE?

Come on now, let's
hear it all!

JUST IMAGINE IF THE 3 WISE MEN WERE WOMEN.


1. They would have asked for directions instead of following the star.

2. They would have
presented gifts such as
pampers, powder, feeding bottle, napkins,
Akamu,cerelac and so on.

3. After leaving, one would have told the other ''did you see Mary's shoes, they don't match her dress''.

4. One would have also said ''I heard Joseph is not working, he's just an ordinary carpenter. how can they survive?''

5.Another would have said ''imagine the kind of dirty environment she delivered, are they
not perceiving the bad odour from the sheep & Goats?''

6. Another would have also said ''the baby doesn't even resemble Joseph, was she
really a virgin?''.

7. One would have replied ''Virgin indeed, I knew Mary during SECONDARY SCHOOL
days nah. What are u telling me.

8. Another would have been eyeing Joseph.

9. One will start forming queen Elizabeth saying "how can I enter this dirty place"?...

CHEI! ..... Women and there ways.

#LOLZ ADD YOURS,
SEASON GREETINGS TO YOU ALL!

Thanks a bunch.

To God be the glory.

N.B- BED UNDEFILED.

Am 25 years old. I 'ave dated three girls, they all left me because I told them I would
never have sex before
marriage.. the first girl
accused me of impotency.. the second girl was blunt, she told me she can't cope.. the third one left without a
comment ..
I need a girl Buh don't wanna have sex.

Being married won't heal you, Being single won't kill you!

What might kill you is being in a stress filled
relationship, being abused physically, emotionally or mentally, being ignored, being taking advantage of....


Make sure you're right first, before looking for Mr/Mrs right...

Be patient for the right
person........Wait on The
Lord.

Warning: readers discretion adviced. If u can't handle a pretty lenghty write up, den move ahead wit ur life of ignorance; afterall, detest for reading is ingrained in an average black man's DNA. Below are the Rules:


Rule 1
Giving all ur love, care, time, even money doesn't guarantee she'll stay: let me tell u what makes women stick to guys thru all season, both good n bad - because... they... wait for it, wait for it, wait for it... want to!!! Yes. They stick to guys because they love d guys n choose to stay with them. U must hv seen or heard of guys who beat up dia gals bt still, d gals cling to dem (nw I'm nt askin u to abuse ur gals).

Givin ur gals ur all may be gud, but is nt a reason for dem to stick to u, infact givin dem all in fantastic proportions is unhealthy. I will explain dat subsequently. So dnt tink she's still wit u cos of all the love n money ur showerin on her, wen its tym to leave u, nufin will stop her.

Rule 2:
Never make her too comfortable: u lov her wit ur lyf. She loves u even more. Bla bla. U devote all ur tym n bein to her, evrytin is magical, she knows ur hers for lyf, den a point is inevitably reached when... u suddenly
start lookin lyk an Bottom to her. I knw ur tinkin, dats nt right!
D more comfortable u make a person, d more d person should giv more. Yes! Dat is in sync wit logic, but women ain't logical!
Once in a while, dnt get jealous, dnt care, dnt spend, hold back urself. Let her run after u. Get a lyf aside her! I can't tell u hw importnt dis is.

Rule 3:
Family takes precedence over her: it cannot be overemphasised hw important it is for u to knw d people who will be wit u for eva n dos who will *** n go.
Never take sides wit ur gal against ur mama or sister. Its against d bro code of conduct.
Never inconvenience ur family to accommodate "one man's daughter". It will make her respect u. Once u forge ur gal into a wife, gud for u! She's nw ur family n shud nt be inconvinienced for anoda random "non-family".
Until u ring her finger, she's fair game, meanin she can dump ur sorry Bottom for anoda. So dnt be silly enough to enjoy temporary things n miss out eternity.

Rule 4:
She's not worth any emotional/ financial stress: don't struggle to give what u dnt have! Asume she requests for 10k, if u dnt hav it tell her "i dont hv it", if u hav it bt aint feelin charitable, tell her "i wont give, go work for ur money", if u hav n feel lyk sharing, fine! Give her! Relationships r to be enjoyed not tolerated! Dating is not an emancipation frm poverty!
Neva you hav sleepless nights for her sake. Neva you borrow to satisfy her every whim! This may sound harsh, but not until ur married to her, u hav no business dealin with her using ur heart, use ur head!! Most men make this moronic mistake of getting worked up over a woman!
God! Women r d emotional ones, let dem cry over d relationship, its nt ur job ******! Dnt kill urself for a gal, she would attend ur funeral with a new boyfrend.
A word for d wise is sufficient

Rule 5:
Always get even: women always think they r smatter dan men. Here's why - dey grow up to have huge racks n bums as big as jumbo size hot air balloons, n guys r wired to be attractd to wot dey see, hence dey can manipulate guys, hence dey r smarter! Guys who hv more money than sense tend to give more n get little in a relationship.

Y shud u buy her a box of chocolate on her bday n expect hand band on urs?? Get even! For every shoe she buys u, get her a wrist watch, for evry tie, get her a scarf, for every boxer, get her a pant (wait, shey boxers
r even more expensiv dan pants, hehehe). This sounds like a game but in truth, datin a 21st century naija babe is a game, im not askin u to win, jst get even. Keep on readin, im not thru.

Rule 6:
Love yourself first n more: lyk i said earlier, ladies think dey r smarter n wud love to expliot u in d name of relationships. Hence word lyk *mugu*, n phrase lyk #maga don pay* wer coined. If u love urself first n more dan her, u wont get her wot u hav never tasted. U wont giv her a treat u hv neva had. There is somethin called self love n self respect n evry guy shud hv dem!

Moreova, until u truly love urself, u will find it hard to love others without bein a wuss... lov ur gal bt undastand dat ur a human being too n desearve d good tins of life. Take care of urself too. Love ur life, u hav jst one left. And d final rule....

And the finale

Rule 7:
Understand who you are as a man: being a man is one of d biggest burdens a human could hav. Ther r previleges of being a man, bt responsibilitie s too. Undastand dat u hv to be on top of evrytin, ur game, (i didnt say ur gal o, i said ur game, hohohohoho). Undastnd dat dis gal would be d first to throw rocks at u if u become a failure in lyf tomoro.
Set ur priorities right, make enough money to take care of ur family, both batch A n batch B. Imagine good things u can afford with $10million - a gud house, good car, love, etc. Strive to be d kind of man u wud be happy to have ur sister marry.



Nota Bene: i am not prejudiced towards women.

Thumbs up.

Mr. Right does not always
show up with
roses at your doorsteps.
Neither will Miss
Right sprout from the soil.
You have to
position yourself to be
noticed. Where?
How?
Shopping mall
Give up the habit of
shopping at smaller
supermarkets; rather, opt
for shopping
malls. One strategic way of
being spotted by
a potential lover is to
identify what he or
she may be likely to shop for
and hang
around there. A man can
hang around a wig
or hair extension shop,
while ladies can
visit menswear section to be
spotted.
Volunteer organisation
Volunteering can be a fast
card to walking
down the aisle sooner than
later.
Humanitarian organisations
like those in
charge of the elderly, health
awareness
groups or social activism
groups are usually
in need of volunteers.
Volunteer on
weekend when you have
less work to do.
This develops your ability
for social
interaction too.
Beach/swimming pools
Beaches and swimming pools
are attractive
spots for relaxation. When
going to a beach,
dress the part and have fun.
Place of worship
Never be in a hurry to run
home when the
service is over; instead
take time to
exchange pleasantries with
people. Also,
engage in one arm of the
volunteer groups.
Eateries
Bored and you have
nowhere to go? Hang at
an eatery. You do not have
to wait for
someone before you give
yourself that treat.
While you are at it, do not
exude an uptight
aura that would scare
potential suitors away
from you. Smile and politely
respond when
someone wants to share
table with you. Be
confident, strike up a good
conversation but
keep it cordial on first
occasions.
Cinemas
If you are not a movies
lover, some cinemas
have bars and spots where
to sit and drink.
Cinemas attract all kinds of
people on a
daily basis. When less busy,
hanging at a
cinema is no bad idea.
Flights
It may not happen
deliberately, but
countless relationships have
evolved from
first time meetings at the
airports or on
flights. When on a flight,
comport yourself;
you never know who is
watching you.
Bus stop/junction
You may have your
comfortable car, but
there is no laid-down rule
that says you
have to drive it always. Why
not leave the
car at home sometimes, and
walk to the bus
stop on your way to work?
The number of
singles, who are in the
neighbourhood, will
amaze you.
Social media platforms
It’s good to go on Facebook,
Twitter and
other forms of Internet
platforms to meet
people. But be careful. Never
give
information about yourself to
strangers and
make sure you know that
person well before
agreeing to meet at any
open place.
Workplace
Workplace romance still
happens. Your
colleague could be the best
person to strike
up a good relationship with.
Parties/events
Never fail to honour invites.
Countless
singles have met their dream
spouses at
birthday parties or
weddings. However, do
not attend parties for the
sole purpose of
getting picked up by
someone. Do not show
yourself as being needy or
desperate. Always
keep an open mind.

1. It makes some people
religious = by saying:- Oh
my God, Yes Lord.
2.It gives some people their
first musical lessons =
mmmm, aaaaah, ooooo,
asssshhh.
3.Makes some people
natural observers = fast,
fasterrrr!!!, yeah fastestttt.
4.Makes some people
anounce their own obituary
= U are killing me, I'm dead,
I'm finished, u will kil me ooo
5.Makes some ladies
become terrorists = Destroy
it!, don't have any mercy,
Just tear it.
6.Others become respectful
= I promise, okay, yes I will.
7.Makes some people
become loyal = Luv u
endlessly,... u own my life,...
am urs forever,... u are my
world.
8.Makes some ladies turn
beggers = yeah pls don't
stop,... continue pls,... give
it to me... Please do it again.
9.Some speak in tongues:
hahalahalahalaa aa
aaaashaaa haaahaaa
.
10.Some become ethnic: aiwa
shumba endererai! Maita
basa shumba!...shumba kani...