I can tell you what my daughter said that she would do if she won a
million. First she would fix up the basement for me to live in, when I
get old...(I wonder if I'm allowed to come upstairs for a cuppa tea?)
... Next she would get a pony and let it live in the living room, so she
could train it to open the fridge door and do all kinds of tricks...(The
horse is allowed upstairs, but Mom...well she down in the cellar with
the other root veggies). Then she's going to take a trip around the
world... (Leaving me no choice but to break out of the cellar and eat
the dam# horse in order to survive.)

Oh well, at least she thought of me.

Well I finally got to see Saw Three... Warning may contain spoilers...
Is it just me or did the writers seem to have to twist some of the plot
(No pun intended) in order to tie up the loose ends of the previous
movies? I like that in a book but in a horror movie it stops the
adrenelin rush because you go from "Oh my god! I can't believe what's
going to happen!" to "Oh, so that's what happened to so-and-ao...hmmm!"
I felt that it didn't have the punch of the original, which I think was
a refreshing change from the slasher flicks, but I may be a tad too
critical. What's your favorite horror movie and what did you like, not
like about it?

We've all heard of Suess,
That Loveable koot
Who wrote inane doggerel,
And rolled in the loot!
I'd like to propose..
A game all can play -
To all the Say Hi'ers
Oh say can you say!

Hello to dear Cherub
You're poetry's fine,
It causes reflection,
And emotions sublime.

And to Fine Porcelain...
A glass raised in cheer,
A lady you are
And that is quite clear.

And Now to dear Karma,
How goes it my ex-?
I think the game ends now
'Cause the ryhme woud be...

Oh say can you say now
A hello to your friends?
Remember the doggerel
And the humor it lends,
Let's keep it clean folks
With smiles all around
Touch the Suess that's inside you
And the poetry's found!

We've all heard of Suess,
That Loveable koot
Who wrote inane doggerel,
And rolled in the loot!
I'd like to propose..
A game all can play -
To all the Say Hi'ers
Oh say can you say!

Hello to dear Cherub
You're poetry's fine,
It causes reflection,
And emotions sublime.

And to Fine Porcelain...
A glass raised in cheer,
A lady you are
And that is quite clear.

And Now to dear Karma,
How goes it my ex-?
I think the game ends now
'Cause the ryhme woud be...

Oh say can you say now
A hello to your friends?
Remember the doggerel
And the humor it lends,
Let's keep it clean folks
With smiles all around
Touch the Suess that's inside you
And the poetry's found!

May I vent as well. I just got off work, the city is in an ice storm and
my workplace had no power for most of the day. Schools were closed and
the roads were considered too hazardous for some buses to travel down
the mountain, so in these dangerous driving conditions what do people
do? Bundle up their kids, including one newborn that I saw, and go
shopping! Not for essentials, no they buy things like Orchids! Hello
parents! Storm warning in effect! They then get into line and complain
that we don't have enough cashes open. We're operating on emergency
power and the cashiers that did come in did so at considerable risk and
out of a sense of duty to the customers (who are so ungrateful that they
spend another five minutes chewing out the poor woman about their three
minutes they had to wait).
I really sometimes don't understand people....sigh!
Feel better now! Thanks

Sorry, re read your post and realized that I got it wrong, the car was
in a crash before you got ahold of it. (My only excuse is that I had a
long day at work.) You want 1800 for it, he wants to pay you less. I
capish, how low are you willing to sell it to him for? Do you have any
other interested buyers?

Just a couple of questions, sorry, Did this stubborn jacka$$ have a
binding contract signed before he got in the crash? If so he is required
by law to still pay the agreed upon amount that is in the contract. Was
the motorhome inspected and was it sold as is... he therefor has no
loophole under the lemon laws. If you were going to repossess it he may
be liable for repairs needed to restore it to the original condition
minus normal wear and tear and depreciation or his insurance may be. You
may have to take him to small claims courtin order for you to get your
money.

Scooby Doobie

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny
breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your Shower rub your
chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies." She did
this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew terrific
D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a
panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she
might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she
stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and
said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of
Dr. Smith's?" "Why, yes I am... How did you know?" He leaned closer,
winked and whispered, " Hickory ****ory dock

Hi Ccp, I've read your work, I love how you capture emotions with such
ease. I'm very envious.

It still has to be no, talk about putting me in a spot, bad boy. These
days you know I'm a nun, nun of this, nun of that and nun of the other.
lol

Greetings all, I'm known as mousehole aka Karma's ex. I am currently
living in Ontario with two natural kinectic eating machines known as
teenagers, aka Karma's kids. Nice to be here and hello to all.

Thanks sweetie for keeping the poem and for posting it, I appreciate
everyone opinions, even tony's.