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THE SMART WIFE
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 I know that'z right! gave him a check...LOL!!!  
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Counting cows
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A good one!!!
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3 little words.
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 That was fast! 
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thinking fast...
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HEE HEE HA!!! thatz a good one!!  
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Give us ya best quick joke
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OOOOooooooK! I have a Short Joke......
R U READY??? 
SCROLL Down.....
OK keep Scrollin' down....... 
I'm ready now.....
WHAT DID the Number 0 say to the #8 ???
What iz your Answer??? 
Scroll down 4 my answer......
The Answer iz: Cute Belt! 
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any blondes?
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a good one1
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True Age : ) ~
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that's a good one-LOL!!
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hhhhhMMMMMMM!! No Kicks & Noooooooooooooo more children....
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Nuts Are Brown : )~
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funny
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 The extra skinny guy who sweTTin' like a maniac moanin' n groanin' on the treadmill WTH!
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DON'T STEP ON A DUCK
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funny!! I needed a good laugh & no ducks
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Birthday Present
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Oh my!!! LOL!!!
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HARD LUCK! JOKE
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A very old man was walking in a forest and saw a beautiful little frog and picked it up and put it in his pocket. At this the little frog began to jump up and down frantically. he took it out and put it on the palm of his hand. "OH PLEASE KISS ME! YOU WON'T BE SORRY! I AM REALLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS AND WILL MAKE YOU EVER SO HAPPY!" The old man put the frog back in his pocket and it really freaked out this time, so he took it out again. "I'M NOT LYING, I REALLY AM THE MOST BEAUTUFUL PRINCESS!" "It's not that I think that you'r lying, but at my age, I'd rather have a talkin frog!" and he put her back in his pocket! a good one! funny!
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Sheila is stuck to the floor
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jokes
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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? cute!
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A dog named SEX
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I luv this joke!!
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A dog named SEX
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I luv this joke!!
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Pastor & His Donkey...!!!
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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S AZZ OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S AZZ. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST AZZ IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS AZZ FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER AZZ IS WILD AND FREE. The bishop was buried the next day Moral of the story is... being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery... and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life...you'll be a lot happier and live longer! Oh MY!! thiz is a good one!!
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Pastor & His Donkey...!!!
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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S AZZ OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S AZZ. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST AZZ IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS AZZ FOR $10. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER AZZ IS WILD AND FREE. The bishop was buried the next day Moral of the story is... being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery... and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life...you'll be a lot happier and live longer! Oh MY!! thiz is a good one!!
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