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what do u call a jamaican gynegologist ? POKIE-MAAN
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Three couples go for a round of golf.
The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. 'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any Skivvies?', Ole demanded. Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any. The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. go and buy yourself some underwear.' Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Sweet Mudder of Jaysus, woman! You've no knickers on. Why not?' She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.' Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20, go and buy yourself some underwear!' Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over, the wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she too, is naked under it. 'Fur Christ’s sake, Moraig! where the friggin hell are yer drawers ?' She too explains, 'You dinnae give me enough money tae be able tae afford any.' The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says...... 'Well, Fur the love 'o decency, here's a comb.......... tidy yersel up a bit !!!!'' |
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How do you know a guy has a high sperm count ?
You have to chew before you swallow |
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Why do women war flowers on there underwear ??
In remembrance of all the faces buried there |
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Must have been a serious WAR
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No but you seem to know them when you see then !! They are JOKES ever heard of them ??
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Why do women war flowers on there underwear ?? In remembrance of all the faces buried there 
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Edited by
teasel
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Thu 01/15/15 08:20 PM
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Put down the Lolly Pop and spell correctly.
Takes the punch right out of a joke when you can't type what you mean. Not many people have wars in their panties..........or wear wars. WEAR Joined Tue 01/13/15 Posts: 5 Thu 01/15/15 07:19 PM No but you seem to know them when you see then !! They are JOKES ever heard of them ?? When you see THEN???? THEMMMMMMMMMM |
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Wow !!!! Get this one quick guys It's single !
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Edited by
teasel
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Sun 01/18/15 11:25 PM
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46 and chewing
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� husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
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Why did I get divorced?
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked! |
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Dad: "Say 'daddy.'"
Baby: "Mommy!" Dad: "Come on, say 'daddy!'" Baby: "Mommy!" Dad: "**** you. Say 'daddy!'" Baby: "**** you. Mommy!" Mom: "Honey, I'm home!" Baby: "**** you!" Mom: "Who taught you to say that?" Baby: "Daddy!" Dad: "Son of a b*tch." |
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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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What's got 90 balls and makes women sweat? The Bingo!
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Edited by
ridewytepony
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Mon 01/19/15 09:43 AM
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Wow !!!! Get this one quick guys It's single ! ^^^^ (The BEST joke of all) For Reals! Is she single BY CHANCE? Ha Ha Don't ya love it when they fall into your 'tar pit trap' we are always looking for a setup 'guy', there's one born every minute. Funny jokes! Got a feel a little sorry for someone who has 'perfect' spelling & grammar With a disorder that doesn't allow them to except anything less from others.Furthermore,they're willing to display rude manners and break site rules over it. I thought we ran those people off! or clued 'em in. Like I said,whether be a dumb azz or an azz...Unfortunately there will always be another. It has been a nice long time since I've seen this sort of display though. Since she likes to be impressive, I wonder if she will come back and apologize. THAT would be impressive! Please click here to report any spelling Or via email: Mistakes@Eatshitndie.ca |
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Three couples go for a round of golf. The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. 'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any Skivvies?', Ole demanded. Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any. The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. go and buy yourself some underwear.' Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Sweet Mudder of Jaysus, woman! You've no knickers on. Why not?' She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.' Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20, go and buy yourself some underwear!' Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over, the wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she too, is naked under it. 'Fur Christ’s sake, Moraig! where the friggin hell are yer drawers ?' She too explains, 'You dinnae give me enough money tae be able tae afford any.' The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says...... 'Well, Fur the love 'o decency, here's a comb.......... tidy yersel up a bit !!!!'' 
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