KUBOTA....easy to work on



aww hell....he said ladies....guess I need to learn to read or something.

as was said in AnimalFarm..."all animals were created equal, some just more equal than others..."

had to do a bull...artificial inseminated an Angus heffer. Not something I look forward to doing again...

ummm.....

that bastd from RUSH.

Lunar

a bullseye...

Andrew Jackson on my dad's side....and a bunch of crazy Scots and bootleggers

I heard a similar version about a Yankee in Atlanta saving a kid from a pitbull....punchline was DAMNED YANK KILLS FAMILY PET.

yeah...screw pc. I still believe in honorable thought, word and action, although down here in the panhandle it's kind of rare. Have taken a few good licks from sticking my nose in buisness I probally shouldn't have, but when certain things happen, I cannot in good concience stand by and do nothing

as a surveyor I spend a lot of time in the swamps, and when hunting, and the fish camp is on Mobile River...you got it, in a swamp. Fox is my real name, and I was born in '80

One evening Dave and Brenda were out sitting on the back porch, and Dave, whos guilty concience finally got the better of him, decided to open his mouth. It went something like this...

Dave :"Brenda, we've been married for what, fifteen years now? And how you're always telling me I need to communicate? I have an idea, we'll tell each other our deepest, darkest secret, and we HAVE to forgive each other! This'll be great won't it?"

Brenda: "I'm not so.."
Dave: "I'll even go first...you remember Gina Smith?"
Brenda: "My bridesmaid?"
Dave: "Yes, her. Well, it was about three months after we were married..I um, I kinda had an affair with her..."
Brenda: "Oh my God..."
Dave: "I'm sorry I didn't tell you earlier, but we promised to forgive each other, right?"
Brenda: "I guess...I forgive you"
Dave: "Whew! That's a load off...now honey, what little 'ol secret do you want to tell me?"
Brenda: "I'm not so sure this is a good.."
Dave: "Remember, no matter what, I'll forgive you!"
Brenda: "Allright. Back before we met, my real name was BRUCE."

OP IVY!!!!!

yep...there was a State Trooper that got me four or five times in a three month span. Typical pull-over went like this....

Him: "How ya doin today?"
Me: "Pretty good Rob, how much do I owe ya today?"
Him: "Well, should be about $135 or so...you want what I thought I seen you go or the radar this time?"
Me: "I'll take your word on it."
Him: "Aw, what the hell, I'll give ya a nine over...you remember what that is right?"
Me: "Yeah, $48.50. I'll see ya next week"
Him: "Probally so. Try to slow down..."
Me: "Easier said than done Rob"
Him: "Yeah, I see. See ya later."

kick off the boots, put on the Zepplin and pop open a beer

If Chuck Norris fell in the water, he wouldn't get wet. The water would get Chuck Noris.

Newton's third law is wrong (every action has equal and opposite reaction). There is no equal to a CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

Once ordered a BigMac at BK...and got it.

CAN touch M C Hammer

Can slam a revolving door

Can stretch diamonds back into caol

and finally, Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At midnight.

I seen this on snopes....don't remember if they said real or not....

today I'm kinda feeling like the one guy that got out of the cube in 'The Cube'.....meerp!!

in a duckblind on a foggy riverbank somewhere in good swampy-ness

Irish or Pict...and one helluva lump in the throat if she can speak Gaelic