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Post your funny Chuck Norris jokes here.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard and slept with 3 nurses.
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Chuck Norris does not go hunting because the word hunt implies the possibility of failure....Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse, instead horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck writes **** in the Mingle forums, the filters are too afraid to edit it
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Chuck Norris is so tough he can unscramble eggs
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Chuck Norris is so tough he can unscramble eggs
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CHUCK NORRIS SAYS JOIN MINGLE2 AND START POSTING IN THE FORUMS OR HE'LL DELETE THE INTERNET.
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WHEN CHUCK NORRIS SAYS "GIMME YOUR TOTS".......YOU DO IT.
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chuck norris can eat a rubiks cube and poop it solved.
if at first you don't succeed you are obvioulsy not chuck norris. chuck norris recently decided to sell his urine as a canned beverage, it is known as redbull. |
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If Chuck Norris fell in the water, he wouldn't get wet. The water would get Chuck Noris.
Newton's third law is wrong (every action has equal and opposite reaction). There is no equal to a CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) Once ordered a BigMac at BK...and got it. CAN touch M C Hammer Can slam a revolving door Can stretch diamonds back into caol and finally, Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At midnight. |
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Edited by
quiet_2008
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Sat 02/21/09 11:33 AM
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Chuck Norris has a list of his own favorites,
* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. * Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. * There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. * Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. * Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. * Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. * Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. * Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. * There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. * When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. * Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. * Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush. * Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink. * Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. * Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile. * Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. * Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost * Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. * Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship. |
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