Ahhh man. The line I had about sully my holy ears was dope!

I should've left out that last part though.

Ok

Everything is fine.

We're adults. Just talking some smack in an introduction topic.

I know where the line is.

Can You Dig It?

I am King Solomon!

Act accordingly!

DIG IT!

Yes, Obama is iconic, and an American Hero!

Osama is dead, and GM is alive!

Thank you Mr. President.

Thank you Obama.

For your steadfast capture and killing of terrorists.

You are a hero!

I don't like to wait forever to call or meet.

Say word? Fo shizzle? For Realz?

We would love you in America! Americans love people who brag about holding others in forced labor.

We adore that here.

Please. Visit Atlanta, Detroit, Miami, or Chicago, and speak freely about your love of slavery.

You'll be the toast of the town.

Normally, this would be the time that I would lapse into a diatribe about the origin of the word "slave" (Slavic people), and the history of slavery among blonde women (known as odalisque-sex slaves renown for all manner of lascivious acts), but alas, many people here have already seen me systematically dismantle any racist sentiments directed at my royal person.

It would only bore them at this point.

So I digress.

KING!

So this is the appreciation we get?

Shameful. Shameful, I tell you...

Stop the topic for a minute...



Isn't Chellafatcakes adorable?









Carry on...

@ Blondie, apparently you don't understand.

My understanding of what is "royal", is as far away from yours, as Atlanta to New Zealand!

DIG IT!

A for Effort.

But I do the "you are beneath me" thing much better.

Ok, I missed the joke. But it sounded like...

"In the time of truth, is when a friend lies to you."

Or something like that.

That had me thinking of a lot of things.

@ Blondie, in the hood, they would call your last comment "sideline hating".

Haha

@ Kristi, you don't understand. I wasn't really asking your permission, although I certainly framed it way.



I was just giving you a "head's up".

I follow the rules, but what I was hinting at, was the most effective way to interpret my comments and topics, so your forums will reflect the quality of people on this great site!

I will help you, and welcome to this site.

1. KNOW THYSELF

Once you have a firm understanding of who you are, and what you seek to accomplish in life or love; your options for a compatible mate will narrow itself down, and illuminate to you the only type of women that could even possibly qualify for "soulmate" material.

2. EXPAND YOUR FIELD

If one truly understands love, one knows that race, age, nationality, or political views are not mandatory requirements when seeking a SPIRITUAL & "Soul" connection. By expanding the field of potential women qualified to be your mate, you expediate the process tremendously.

3. BE REALISTIC

Since you are not perfect, why expect your mate to be? I'm not saying settle, I'm counseling you that if a woman meets 80% of your desired criteria, seeking a woman that is 100% perfect in your eyes...may lead you on...

A Wild Goose Chase, Chasing The Wind, or on a Don Quixote pipe dream of a mission.


Follow these steps, and you will find a few possible soul mates within the month. If you actively seek, and message them from this great site.

That means a lot to me Kristi.

But listen, I am not new to this. I post and comment strategically. Give me a tiny bit of leeway, and will have your top 5 forums operating at optimum level.

No need to delete my comments, edit commentary directed at me, or relocate my topics.

I'm the best.

My comment was meant for Thomas' last comment.

I am dismayed that more haven't come into this topic to officially recognize my arrival.

"Somebody better tell 'em!"


The King Solomon is on site, in forum, and holding court as himself, unabated by a crew trying to silence him.


You are now officially the best forum site in the world!


If you just let King Solomon post freely.

FACT!

KING!

PEACE GOD!

I have a bigger than average bank account, boat, and house.













Every night in my dreams.





True Story.

Irish is white, everywhere except England I think.

That's a joke.




I think.


Haha

Dogs rule.

THE END