Goooooooood morning, Jar! .. .there is a place .. Where we have some fun... Yes it's better all togheter ...and ...I forgot the rest ...somethin' like that.

Happy happy Sunday to you

Splendidly????? Where's the shoot myself in the head emoticon??

That was good

(The following OP is a rant.)
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Lately, I have noticed a trend popping up on this site. It is the trend of whiny men complaining about how women respond to them. If this trend keeps up, then I'm going to start offering everyone here cheese instead of popcorn.

One way that this trend has shown itself is in the number of complaints by men about how they don't receive replies when they initiate private messages to women to whom the men are complete strangers.

Really?

What these particular whiny men are doing is the private-message version of an automated telephone sales call. I have said it before, and I'll say it again. Nothing requires or obligates a woman to respond to a private message sent to her by a complete stranger.

Another form of the whine offered by men is illustrated by the following mentality: "Women are reading my profile, but they aren't initiating contact with me. What is wrong with these women? Are they afraid of something?"

Listen up, Dude. You are not God's gift to women. So, if women are passing you by after reading your profile, then there isn't anything wrong with them. However, there could be something wrong with you if you truly believe that your profile should make any women who reads it write to you. If you are going to do your Mac Davis impersonation, then the least you could do is to play a guitar while you're at it.

Then there are the men who act as if this site were the Mr. Universe contest. They use their main profile images to show off as much of their physique as possible without violating this site's ban on porn. Apparently, these dudes are all after Shallow Gal, the sister of Shallow Hal. Every time one of these guys shows up here, I want to say ...

"Hey, Adonis! Pull up your pants and put on a shirt. If your body were enough to make women swoon for you, then you wouldn't be here, because the single women who encounter you off-line would already be dating you. Obviously, those women aren't dating you for a reason. Oh, and do yourself a favor by visiting a tanning salon."

My favorite kind of male whiner (favorite one to laugh at) is the young pup who desperately seeks an "older" woman for a "relationship", or who claims that "age is just a number". Yeah, yeah. We know what is really going on. You young pups simply can't compete for single women of your generation. So, you are hoping to find an old maid who is desperate enough to give you a try.

Well, this is the 21st Century, and single women have figured out that they can survive even if they remain without boyfriends. So, the "old maid" concept has gone the way of the do...err...dinosaur.

Of course, there are other alleged "men" who are whiny, such as the "men" who want a "mamma" who will support them while giving them sex, the "men" who want free prostitutes, and the married "men" who openly say that they want to commit adultery.

So ... ATTENTION ALL MALE HUMANS! Female Humans want wine, not whine. If you keep offering the latter, then don't be surprised if women respond with the following two words: Say "Cheese!"

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/rant

I cordially invite the female members of this site to discuss their encounters with whiny men. I'm sure that everyone here could use a good laugh.

Of course male members are free to participate. However, if they are going to whine about this OP, then hopefully they will be kind enough to provide a cheese platter.

That reminds me, I need to start a thread about men who are asking to be punished.

I just need a white girl that ain't a skank.