Make yourself at home dude....

Bienvenue dude.....

Shaving Private Ryan, Position Impossible, As Big As It Gets, Forest
Hump, Riding Miss Daisy AND Starwhores.....

Man with erection walking through door, sideways, is always going to
Bangkok.

Aaaaaw....... you gotta c the humor in things !

He shoulda asked which part has gone to heaven !!!

A blonde is involved in a car accident and an ambulance arrives...

The paramedic asks, "How many fingers have I got up?"

The blonde replies, "Oh no, I think I'm paralyzed too.

A teacher asks a kid...on which part of the body goes to heaven first ?

The child replies.... obviously feet...... coz every nite I see my mum
with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN!

Just came across this info... check it out if ya like...

http://shanks-pandiath.blogspot.com/2007/02/getting-him-or-her-back.html

toodles

Yellow.... it means.. well, its time to "change them"...

They say that the colour of a persons undies, reflects their mood.....

Red is supposed to be Wild
Black, ofcourse Sexy
Blue, don't know how, but it is supposed to be Romantic
Light Red is obviously seductive
White, you better search elsewhere dude.. it is a calm indicator

And finally

Yellow..... Can anyone tell what that means ...

Slugg...... today is V day.... dude.... be nice.... at least at the V...

Nice ones..... though a lot may dispute them to be blonde jokes..

So just in case..

A lawyer and a sexy blonde with huge boobs, are sitting next to each
other on a long flight from LA to NY.

Curiosity gets the better of the lawyer and asks the blonde with sexy
legs and huge tits about her profession. The hottie tells him that she
is a model

Satisfied, the lawyer introduces himself and asks the hot blonde whether
she would like to play a fun game.

The sexy model just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, and explains that the game is really easy and a lot
of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the
answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa."

Again, the blonde model politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the
answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you
$50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the
match.

This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no
end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth
to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse,
pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill
with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with
a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his
references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the
Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his
coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he
wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50
and turns away to get back to sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks,
"Well, so what is the answer!?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5,
and goes back to sleep.

Now, who said blondes were dumb !

Q: What's the difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

A. A circus is an array of "cunning stunts"

For those slow .... change the quotes !

Must make a note to hire 2 employees with those names.. preferrably both
females

Never knew it had so much side benefits, as well....

Come to think of it they too would get their side of benefits.. how
would they ever get fired with their names !

A guy walks into a bar and asks a sexy blonde hottie whether if he can
buy her a drink.

She shouts, No, I won’t sleep with you, you disgusting pig.

A few minutes later, she apologizes, explaining that she’s a psychology
student researching humiliation and what was that he wanted ?

He shouts back, What do you mean you’ll do an oral for an extra $20 ??

Thought for the day... due credits to Les Dawson


My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects !

Are there really winners for this !!

Gosh.... what is the price for just participation only ?

Now it's becoming clear to me this old saying of.... "its not who won or
lost but how you played the game"......

They have taken it to other games as well.... and the best we get after
we lose is a fag and coffee ..... sorry cigarette !

You participatin ??

hellllllll.........


It's the other way around...... those tadpoles run around desperately
searching for that lone egg or whatever u call it to open their
doors.... and it definitely ain't gonna be on top..

Ofcourse unless it is a Richard.....