Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides
to call 911:

Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.

Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?

Blonde: Yes.

Operator: The power in the house in on?

Blonde: Of course.

Operator: And the switch is on?

Blonde: Yes, yes.

Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?

Blonde: No, it's working fine.

Operator: Then what's the problem?

Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around, and we all fell and
hurt ourselves.

What is a blonde's mating call?
"I'm so drunk!"

What is the mating call of the brunette?
"That blonde b**ch gone yet?"

Of course, redheads have their very own mating call as well...
"I'm still here!!"

WOLFEMAN1981, you do realize that the next three games your Av's play
are against my Flames, starting tonight right here in hockey's Death
Valley, the pengrowth Saddledome...

So, this blonde was on lying on the sidewalk in a lot of pain.... she
broke her leg falling from the second storey after trying to climb up
the wall to the top of the nightclub. someone asked her why she was
trying to climb up to the roof...


"I was told that the drinks were on the house..."

CALGARY FLAMES ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!


IT WAS IN THE NET IN 2004!!!!!!

I can always tell when one of my blonde sisters uses my computer by all
the white-out on the screen...

Hear about the blonde who's boyfriend asked to check and see if the
hazard lights on her car worked?

"yep...nope....yep...nope..."

LOL...

Cute ones

Why are most blond jokes one-liners?
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So brunettes can understand them...

Why did the blond have bruises around her belly-buton?

She had a blond boyfriend...

Did you hear about the blond who thought she was pregnant? She told her
blond mom, who asked "Oh, my God! Are you sure it's yours?"

Heh, it has been a lo-ong time since I did something like this...

A few years ago, I was a nightclub deejay -- in fact, one ofthe most
popular ones in the city (now, this WAS quite a while ago...) One night
my boss told me to come up with an idea to give away free drinks as our
nightly speciaql, instead of the usual cheap shooters sale three times a
night. I came up with the brilliant idea of having the bar patrons come
to my booth and tell a blond joke without giving away the punchline. If
I wasnt able to supply a funny punchline whether it was the original or
not, they got a free drink for their ENTIRE table...

Took me 4 freaking hours to give those drinks away..... Wow....


I thought this'd be fun to make this the Official Blond Jokes thread...

Here's the first one....

What goes vroom-screech-vroom-screech-vroom-screech?

A blond driving through a four-way stop...

LOL.... Actually, she is at this very second, LYING on top oof my foot!
Just purring away and staring at me.... Don't know why: I already fed
her....

I don't REALLY own her... But I have had her for 10 years! She's
gorgeous. Pastel Calico, quiet as anything, and her name is Squeak,
because that's the sound she makes when she meows.... Literally.

Liquid steaks????

liquid steak..... A twist on the ole' protein shake....

Those two fellows you see in my pic are addicted!!! to chocolate... he's
6 now... Chocolate gives him the ability to walk upside down....

One brown cow comin' up!!!

You're either bored or tired....

Anyway.... I have no interest in playing in traffic if the light is
green.... Yellow might be a challenge....

Who here is having a drink right now? Veronica? ml24gq? tallandtttanned?
I have a feeling purplecat isn't, but might be thinking it would be a
good idea....