Yeah master criminal at work there. Lemme jump from four storeys, cause NO ONE will expect that!

I'll simply tuck and roll, sprint to freedom, and no one will notice the handcuffs.

DUH.

Answers any questions about how Dillinger may have been captured to start with.

Joe Biden, aka 'the vodka enthusiast'. This is a guy whose party can't get a hand on peoples guns fast enough, but his suggestion to people was that if they thought there was a prowler on the property, they should go outside and fire both barrels on their shotguns.

Great plan. It says "I'm over here, and I'm holding an empty gun!"

Brilliant.

Funny this subject comes up. I just finished a text exchange with a woman whose profile pic was of Susan Sarandon.

I called her out on it, and she says "Oh ok, here's my pic." It is of the actress Lesley Ann Warren.

I tell her thanks, but not interested if she's going to lie about what she looks like.

She posts another pic, which looks more normal, but comments if I had skype I could see what she REALLY looked like, but I live too far away.

Too far for skype???? Hilarious.

A microcosm of politically correct cultural suicide the west seems hell bent on following into its grave.

A couple things our all inclusive lesbian seems to have forgotten.

1) BEING a lesbian means that in the countries these people are coming from, some of them would have HAPPILY lined up to kill her.
2) MOST religions have a very detailed dogma and highly structured rules for those wishing to join the church. So EITHER they agree to the rules already in place, or they move on. The problem with HER methodology is that she then can't refuse any other symbolic changes wanted by the congregation. If she says no to anyone, they will immediately ask why the Muslims and not the members?
3)She needs to UNDERSTAND that Muslims believe if they can pray on any piece of land, it is now Muslim land. So by letting Muslims pray in her church, the church is now Muslim land.

The ignorance of people in the west about the rules of sharia, and Islam itself is staggering. Thinking these are 'peaceful' people just looking for a safe place to live, work, and raise a family is a bunch of crap. For the time Muslims are the minority in an area, they are sociable and compliant. Once they can become a dominant factor in an area, we start to see 'social friction'. Demands such as prayer rooms at the office, asking to have pork (ham sandwiches) banned from the company lunch room or banned from the cafeteria, changes in the company dress code to allow hijabs, and full blown burkas in the workplace are made. Those refusing to comply with such requests are sued for discrimination, are labelled 'racists', and are demonized by Muslims in the workplace.

I've lived it. Trust me. You have nooooo idea what companies will do now to avoid the negative press of being labelled 'anti-Muslim'. Quite frankly it's a tie between being either homophobic or Islamophobic as which one can cause you the most grief. For what it's worth, at least the LGBTQ community doesn't car bomb people.

Well you know, if he's going to preach and sing Amazing Grace at the funerals.....

New info has come out regarding Iran and Bill Clinton. Seems slick Willy had enough information regarding the Khobar Towers bombing in 1996 that he sent a backchannel diplomatic letter to the Iranian government saying basically "We know you did it. You had help from Hezbollah members in Saudi Arabia."

Passports for the attackers were provided out of the Iranian embassy in Damascus. Training came through an Iranian general.

Never knew this? Yeah that's because the Clinton White House suppressed the information from the American public AND also denied the information to elements of the American intelligence community.

Why? Seems some people wanted revenge for an attack that killed almost 20 U.S. servicemen, and wounded hundreds. Clinton? He thought trying to 'warm' diplomatic relations with Iran was more important than avenging the deaths of American servicemen blow up in their beds and more important than telling the American people the truth.

Huh. Clintons lying. What a concept. Scumbag.

So it seems the MSM is in full news spinning mode.

CNN now showing 'altered' photos of Mercer photoshopped to remove facial moles and have significantly altered his skin tone to make him look 'white'. It has been reported CNN has yet to show a picture of his mother who is African American.

He supposedly left writings espousing his hatred of towards 'the black man' yet oddly his victims were white or light skinned Latino.

At this point it has been confirmed he only fired a handgun in the attack. Even though he brought a rifle to the scene, it was apparently stashed in a classroom, and not fired in the incident according to a federal prosecutor on the case.

So keep that in mind when you hear the phrases like 'arsenal' of weapons, or unleashed a heavy volume of fire, etc. Anything that makes it sound like the kid was literally dripping in guns and you envision bandoliers of ammo strapped across his chest.

Yes he had a number of firearms, but they were all purchased legally by Mercer or his relatives according to the BATFE.

Well it's not paranoid when you have actual examples to point to such as the 30 year long 'state of emergency' that hung over Egypt for 30 years in the wake of the Anwar Sadat assassination.

Rights of assembly, personal freedoms, and political choice were restricted for 3 decades.

Do I think Obama would do the same thing? No, I think he's smart enough to know if he tried the 'king for life' thing, someone would take him out. Either the Secret Service, a member of the military, or a civilian would take it upon themselves to handle it for the good of the country.

Obama as a supreme court justice? A frightening proposition. I think he considers his personal choices of more value than the choices available in law books. I would see him as a judge looking to create law from the bench.

Well it's possible he may have been a racist of some kind, and unhappy with his mixed race heritage.

The problem with a 'black guy' being a white supremacist is he shot a whole bunch of white people, he shot Christians which would kind of fly in the face of white supremacist doctrine, and of course we'd all love to see his selfies from the last cross burning or rally he attended.

The Pacific northwest is known as the matrix of white supremacist groups so nothing is outside the realm of possibility. Maybe he formed his own group.

Well you will need to figure out how resource intensive it will be to build, ship, and operate these future bots and how functional societies will be with 10 billion bodies on the planet.

There is already low level conflict over resources such as water, and all it will take is a good sized regional war or heaven forbid a nuclear exchange between say India and Pakistan to maybe wipe out a couple hundred million.

In heavily congested urban landscapes, existing water and sewage infrastructures will break down. In this 'Bladerunner' future I would posit that large virus outbreaks will also contribute to depopulation.

Nice if you have a shiny robot to answer the door, or entertain you, or help with simple household tasks. Not so nice if you have no food to shop for, water to drink, or have no electricity.

So I wonder how hard the left will try to hide the year over year numbers for crimes committed by pedophiles in the state with the new laws in place?

Also, you gotta believe with such an apparent lack of concern on the part of this store, the local kiddie diddlers are likely standing outside the door first thing in the morning with a coffee and the paper!

For them, this place must be like a target rich environment. Wonder how many moms and kids will start carrying tasers and mace now? Personally?Heaven help the guy if I caught him molesting a kid in a sporting goods store.

Lemme see, oh, there's a nice 34 " aluminum baseball bat. You know *clang!*, I always had good power to left field *clang!*. Oh hello officer *clang!*, no, no, just working on my swing *clang!*

I'm assuming at least SOME of that was for the randomly placed land mines? Kinda spices the game up for the spectators, and those listening to the in house radio coverage of the game...

"There goes Abdi down the wing, passes off to Muhammad breaking towards center, he's fakes left and *KABOOM* awwww, another martyrdom stop time injury as the medical team bags Muhammad up. Too bad, he looked like he was going to have a straight run at the goal there."

*Shouting is heard in the background*

"Seems as there's a little trouble at the Baghdad Ballers bench, as no one wants to be the next substitute to take the field! The coaches have been equipped for such an eventuality, and old coach Ali bin Fakin' has broken out the cattle prod instead of a motivational speech to get his team up to full strength."

Now THAT might be worth the million bucks.

You're assuming anyone over 21 actually cares about what Miley Cyrus does or says.

Frankly I think her next career stop is porn. Girl on boy, girl on girl, girl on wrecking ball....whatevs.

Her and Beiber need to hang out, smoke a LOT of weed, deplete the world's Doritos supply, and figure out how many more months of career they each have left.

"The chair recognizes the delegate from the great state of Denial.."

"I say President Putin is only strengthening ISIS. Russia's presence in the area is not helping, and..." ( speaker leans over as aide appears with a phone and sheets of paper.)

"Huh? What? Oh crap. Uh, Mr. Chairman, can we continue my moral outrage and indignance at a future date? My air force just flattened a hospital in Afghanistan, and I have to go figure out why that's Donald Trumps fault."

Yup, everyone reported that Christians were singled out in their news stories. NOT ONE NETWORK NEWSCAST however even broached the subject of this being a hate crime. Why? The shooter apparently gave someone a 'manifesto' and so the cops have declined to provide a 'official' motive.

So, even though witnesses have already said specifically Christians were targeted AND executed when they declared their faith, it's still not a hate crime. Ok, no problem. We'll remember that mainstream media for another day.

President Obama? Yeah, didn't hear him say anything about Christians that were literally assassinated. It was all about how cheesed off HE was. About HIS frustration, and about how HE will go ahead now and politicize this type of event.

Just curious, is he headed out west on Air Force One to preach and sing at the funerals? Hmmmmmmmm?

I tell a$$clowns like this that I belong to a group called PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals. Our motto is "IF IT HAS A FACE WE BBQ IT."

I usually ask vegans if they think they are hurting vegetables? They of course answer "No." I ask then how do they know with 100% certainty carrots don't feel themselves being ripped from the ground? How do we know potatoes are not being drowned in the cleaning process? Maybe cleaning lettuce is like water boarding them? I call them unfeeling, heartless vegetable killers and that they disgust me!

I try to time my tirade with the arrival of my steak, baked potato, and usually some carrots or broccoli.

"Be gone you hippie radish murderer! I oughta call a cop! MURDERER! MURDERER!"

They usually walk away at that point, and I get to eat in peace.

I used to live in Toronto. These types of 'protests' are pretty commonplace. The cops usually show up when the tofu eater gets his face rearranged by a biker or a construction worker out with his wife or girlfriend for a meal.

Dated a woman years ago who worked for a banquet hall that catered and hosted a lot of wedding receptions. Many couples have a strict budget and a lot of them bank on getting generous 'donations' to help cover the costs.

In many cases the receptions were less than 100 people, and so the happy couple might have been looking at $10-20,000. Dresses, limos, DJ's, photographers, open bars, flowers, etc etc etc add up in short order.

IF your budget is so tight that $80 can 'break' your wedding, then MAYBE you should have planned a slightly larger contingency fund. IF your guest RSVP'd, AND didn't show up, AND didn't notify you, then maybe someone that was that tightly budgeted could rightfully complain. Especially if everyone knows you are putting your last couple nickels together to do this.

I'll bet however there was someone more than happy to eat the leftover meal, so I doubt it went to waste. That close to the actual serving time, the hall is not about to offer you a discount for missing guests as they have already paid for the food to be cooked.

As an etiquette issue, I can see both sides IF there was no cancellation notice. A note that basically says "Sorry to see you missed the event. I don't recall seeing a cancellation from you, and hope all is well. Since we incurred a cost in planning for you, someone else got the benefit of your food and drink. I'm sure they enjoyed it." You know, slightly passive/aggressive like most bridezillas tend to be. LOL

Just saw NBC news update that contained the magic words that will chum the water..."AR-15" and "high capacity magazines". Oooohhh. Grab your butts, it's going to be a bumpy ride....

Actually if you wanted the system to have some incentive for people, there should be a carbon copy for a clerk at the NYPD to put on computer. Once you've been stopped say 5 times, you get a lottery ticket, 10 times you get say 5 lottery tickets.

Maybe the city can swing a deal that people with 5, 10, 20 slips get a traffic ticket squashed or a gift certificate to Wal-Mart or Home Depot.

You may not like it that the cops stopped you, but you could hit the jackpot on a lottery ticket or get some free building supplies to fix up your house or apartment.

The city can manage the number of stops with a daily 'budget' for these interactions and there is no 'free for all' mentality amongst the cops because they know the stops have to be meaningful as there is a cost involved.

Nothing will likely come of this because the Obama junta has a bigger problem. Iran actually has its own uranium now.

Mere weeks after doing his best impression of Neville 'Peace in Our Time' Chamberlain, and touting this awesome deal, the Iranians announced (surprise!)they miraculously had discovered a vast, high quality deposit of uranium they never knew existed!

Seems that all during the negotiation process the west hung its hat on the ability to cut off the flow of uranium should Iran prove to be a bad actor implementing the agreement. During this same period the Iranians were surveying the country, and claim after covering off 75% of it they just recently discovered a huge deposit, and it is high quality ore.

Well imagine now that you have ZERO leverage on the treaty, as the Iranians can just give you the big effin' finger, and tell you to shove it, because they don't need anyone else's uranium. They will build mines at the location of the discoveries, and start mining operations ASAP.

The 100 BILLION dollars we gave Iran back? Seems they are using it to fly troops first class to Syria to guard Russian airfields and likely get a little trigger time for their troops.

The Iranians can maybe get a couple hundred battle tested troops out of some urban engagements with the Free Syrian Army before Russian air power bombs them into dust or into a surrender.

These troops can go back to train other Iranians in case they want to roll over the Iraqi border and try to fight the 1980-88 war all over again.

So to recap, YOU signed a treaty with someone figuring YOU held all the cards. THEY now have their own deck. The money YOU gave them for signing it? THEY are now using it to kill the guys YOU'VE been training?

YOU call the Russians names, and wag YOUR finger at them for annexing Crimea and messing with the Ukraine. YOU don't provide weapons and training to those fighting the Russians. THEY set up airbases in Syria, put boots on the ground in Syria, bomb the guys YOU trained in Syria AND they pass a law virtually overnight to conscript 150,000 more troops for their military.

You know, I'm amazed that Obama and Kerry can even walk with their pants down around their ankles like that.