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We are real
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Thanks Stefie
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Topic:
ignorant lottery winners
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I'd get Tulip the best doctors I good buy
And fund Mightymoe's run for president |
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Topic:
what would you do?
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You win the lottery. Yeah for you!!! But (you knew there had to be a but) ......the next day the doctor says you only have a year to live. Oh, it's a strange disease, you'll be perfectly healthy right up until the time you drop. What do you do with your last year? That would depend on just how much I won. There I fixed it. |
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Topic:
Beautiful women
Edited by
NorCalSwe
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Fri 08/21/15 11:15 PM
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Hehe, now we got her surrounded David
Noodle time! |
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Edited by
NorCalSwe
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Fri 08/21/15 11:12 PM
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Thinking, of course three teenage boys were not going to sleep
Thinking I need coffee Thinking then it's off to the boat Hm.....coffee.....boat.....coffee boat....now there's an idea for a business |
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Topic:
We are real
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Thank you all.
Oh you're right it is good in reverse. Um.....yeah...I planned it that way |
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Topic:
what would you do?
Edited by
NorCalSwe
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Fri 08/21/15 11:16 PM
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You win the lottery. Yeah for you millions of dollars!!!
But (you knew there had to be a but) ......the next day the doctor says you only have a year to live. Oh, it's a strange disease, you'll be perfectly healthy right up until the time you drop. What do you do with your last year? |
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Topic:
sex after gym?
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I remember lying on a bench at the gym .. Preparing to do bench press and a guy came over and offered to spot me . I reached back to grab the bar and accidentally grazed his testicles . He said ... has been awhile since anyone has done that . I got the giggles and could not do my set The man's a genious!!! Got a free feel and the bench! |
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Topic:
how to seduce older woman
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hey professor i got some quick and easy closet and shoe closet plans that will only loose you 2 rooms max Sadly, won't be enough.....forgot the hats and belts Gonna need a bigger house |
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Topic:
Single since I was a baby
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Just checked your profile... you're still a baby.
Well, to an old fart like me. |
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Topic:
how to seduce older woman
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duh..we have a lot of shoes And clothes, and purses and other accessories. Hm....better make that closet a walk-in. |
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Howdy Dave
Join in the forums, let the gals get a gander at ya. Come on, now, do a turn. What exactly do you mean by special? You want some gal who'll be your dream woman? Or you want someone who's well you know "special"? We got those here...whoa doggy. Good luck Dave. Seriously, hope you really do find someone special. |
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^^^Hm 1,2,3,4 blushes and a wave.....what's that mean?
She embarrassed four fellas and she's bragging about it. I'm shocked...some people. |
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But I'm still here Hey.....where ya going? TMommy? Debbie? Ah, come on...don't walk away to bed im so tired. night norcal, sweet dreams Hm....seems I arrived a bit late to the party today Night Debbie, sweet dreams |
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But I'm still here
Hey.....where ya going? TMommy? Debbie? Ah, come on...don't walk away |
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Topic:
love
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As opposed to what?
False love? No, can't be, that would be an oxymoron. By definition doesn't love have to be true, or it wasn't really love. So, what I think you're asking is "Does love exist?" First you need to clarify what that rather hefty word means to you. Because I'm sure there are a myriad of definitions to what does love mean. I cannot answer your question as it is currently posed. |
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Topic:
We are real
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So we are here
Where things are real While out there is sand and wind Nothing solid, nothing stationary Yet here together we have foundation Stay with me and build this fortess This sanctuary, this garden Stay where infinity is captured in every finite moment Stay here where we are real where we are one Out there time may end Out there the moments pass Out there is not real It is fading into a dream Yet where we are In this moment In this infintesimal moment You and I are real |
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I'm thinking BBQing with three teenage boys after their first days in high school is hilarious. Wish you guys could hear this.
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Topic:
What?
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....scratch.....what?.......did something happen? No.....OK........
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Well, ya know what they say... the quickest way to a man's heart is.....
.....straight through his sternum |
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