The preacher was making the rounds of the classes during the summer Bible School. He finally got to the Kindergarten class and talked to the children about being good, obeying your parents and teachers and other adults responsible for them. That way, when they die, they will go to heaven. You know, five year old stuff.

At the end of his short talk, he asked the class, "How many of you boys want to go to heaven?" Immediately 17 of 18 children raised their hands.

Little Daniel is the son of one of the largest tithers in the church and he was in deep contemplation, rubbing his chin like his father was often seen doing.

The preacher asked Daniel, "Don't you want to go to Heaven?"

Daniel looked at the preacher wide-eyed and said, "Yea, I do, eventually, but I was afraid you were getting up a load now!