Well well....long time no see. WTAS

And heather, i don't think my man boobs would help this situation any.

LMAO

it seem like every time i get on a post, that post stops.

Anyone else have this kind of chrisma?

LOL

Sam Adams over here please!

are you talking about lifting?

Like the clean and jerk, only in reverse?


LOL

Its a beauty Song.

Best wishes

STROKE......STROKE......STROKE...

LMAO

how about coed rowing!

id have to say cheerleading

A billionarie who loves to hunt in exotic places all over the world,
finally finds the woman of hie dreams and is going to marry her.

After he has purposed to her, he realizes that all his long far away
hunts are going to have to end. So he arrangs one last amazing hunt in
the depths of africa.

During his final hunt, a freak accident causes his penis to get shot
off. While in the doctors office he realizes that he can't go back to
his new bride not being able to satisfy her. While talking to the doctor
he finds out about a eurologist who does this amazing precedure with
baby elephant trunks.

Being a billionarie, money was of no concern, and he went to the
eurologist and had the precedure done.

Once back home to his wife to be, he had to break the news to her. While
shocked and a little horrified at first, she quickly started to love the
idea of this trunk. It was so active, always up and around, which made
for climactic sex all the time.

Between there "marathons" the couple finaly gets everything ready for
the wedding. At the reheresal dinner, all of both sides of there familys
are there. Everyone wishing them well and happy as can be.

His wife however had other things on her mind, not to mention in her
hands. She just couldn't get enough of this thing and had it out under
the table, playing with it.

Now dinner starts to come around and everybodies dishing up.
Appatizers, salads, meats, wines, everything you can imagine.
The billionarie starts loading his plate up with all this wonderful
food, trying to pay no attention to the happenings below his plate. When
a plate of baked potatoes comes by and it happens....The little trunk
pokes up from under the table, snatchs a baked potatoe, and darts back
under the table cloth.

You could've heard a pin drop in that dinning hall. Every single person
staring down at the couple. When the mother to be staring at him in
astounishment says, "I can't believe what i just saw, could you do that
again?"

The billionarie looks over at her half grimaceing, half smiling and
says, "I'd love to, but i don't think i have room in my ass for another
baked potatote."

HELL YA!!!!

we = JSH!!

Hey buttons, hows it going?........what are you doin up? LOL

Whatever it is ill take some as well...Blue juice?

Cheer M Thats awsome news!!!

A = All over again
A = Almost asleep
A = Alone

so back through the AbC's from Z-A or A-Z?

Y = Yes i guess it kinda is
Y = You seem to be on here everytime i am
Y = Yellow is

W = What do i value? The life given to me
W = Which i take for granted sometimes
W = When did i get good at this?

U = Until then, then
U = Up to the good Lord
U = Utility belts rock!!!

S = Such a drag, in regards to the questions answer
S = Smart when i have to be
S = Silly and smily

Q = Question: is your daughter my age?
Q = Quiet and shy
Q = Quests are exciting