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Mon 12/08/08 05:59 PM

Well, I would have bid except for that part about cheating on Thursdays.
But think of the fun 6 days otherwise :angel:

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Mon 12/08/08 05:58 PM

If my Dad kicks off anytime soon..I will send my mom your way!
Ok as long as she has a few bucks! pitchfork

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Mon 12/08/08 05:56 PM
We got some hard line bidders tonight! Losen up those wallets! Surely a nice home made lasagna and wine is worthy of a better bid,lol.

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Mon 12/08/08 05:53 PM

*digs into pants pocket* I've got 23 cents, a hair scrunchie & a lint-covered Tic Tac...

You better find more than that,lol! I am a real bargain.:banana: :banana: :banana:

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Mon 12/08/08 05:49 PM
I am for sale! Who wants me??? I can cook the best meals,raise kids RIGHT,keep a job, love giving oral,I write wonderful romantic notes,sing in a deep voice,only cheat on Thursdays sometimes,make up for it on Friday-Wednesday,change diapers when you need yours changed,put up clothes without smelling your panties more than twice,turn the sheets over once before changing them after sex,clean up the mess I made on you(slurp,slurp),keep handcuffs and duct tape under my pillow,clean kitchen twice a month and keep the scale set at 25 lbs. under actual.I'm your man! What is your bid?flowerforyou pitchfork :angel: biggrin

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Mon 12/08/08 05:38 PM
I am still a lesbian pitchfork :banana: pitchfork :banana:

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Mon 12/08/08 05:30 PM
I am a lesbian pitchfork

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Fri 12/05/08 04:51 PM
Thank you for your thought! I have been raising my daughter myself for almost 5 years. I am very blessed!

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Sat 11/29/08 08:41 PM

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Sat 11/29/08 08:30 PM
YEEEEE HAW,lol. I am gonna have some fun now!!!!! That was hard figuring out,lol.

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Sat 11/29/08 08:21 PM
Edited by dlm65 on Sat 11/29/08 08:29 PM

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Sat 11/29/08 08:19 PM


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Sat 11/29/08 08:13 PM
Edited by dlm65 on Sat 11/29/08 08:15 PM
I think someone wants us to learn the hard way,lol. I put the [ img ] and [ /img ] in place but won't workfrustrated

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Sat 11/29/08 08:10 PM
Edited by dlm65 on Sat 11/29/08 08:11 PM
I need a drink while I figure this out. I think the problem may be I'm using embeded codes.

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Sat 11/29/08 07:52 PM
Are there only a select few sites you can copy codes from and use here?

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Sat 11/29/08 07:41 PM

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Sat 11/29/08 07:40 PM
I do that but something else is wrong with what I am doing

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Sat 11/29/08 07:36 PM
I wanna have some fun but cant get it right dad gum it.mad sad tears

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Sat 11/29/08 07:31 PM
Edited by dlm65 on Sat 11/29/08 07:35 PM
I need help,lol. I cant figure this graghics stuff outfrustrated frustrated frustrated

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Thu 11/27/08 06:45 PM
I am new and want some friends. I don't bite except on Mondays pitchfork