Community > Posts By > Mississippigal2003
Bnj, for groping the strippers during her lap dance. Oooh lala
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Girl them firemen can show me whoppers,hoses,noses, and whatever else they've got lolololol
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Three Gold Watches, a fishing lure and a set of firetruck keys |
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U can never see too many movies
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I'm really not a tough girl. I'm very ladylike and sweet in person :) I've got the old skool southern charm thing. But even I get turned down lol
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Gets mad on our dates when I won't let him in the pics lol
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Hi. Can I ask where u live?
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Edited by
Mississippigal2003
on
Thu 04/24/14 08:51 PM
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I'd choose rcb. She's a good girl. I am too though lol how bout me and her just take each other and leave u out.
Hey r b wanna get a beer and go fishin? |
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You can never have too many hookers/gigalos
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Likes to walk in the door that says "please use other door"
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Lolololol
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MY GOLD TOOTH!!
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I had one from a guy that told me I was sexy and he'd like to wear my panties. I read his profile...he wears thongs
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Me and this guy friend were "getting busy". I told him I needed to go to the bathroom. So off I went. While I was in there, the guy was still kind of climaxing. He kept repeating my name loudly. He was drunk, so he didn't take notice. I was drunk myself. Suddenly, I hear another man shouting at him to shut up, as he has work in the morning. I gasp when I realize it's his dad. His dad must have heard everything. I pretty much went home, before his dad saw me. I avoided his dad for a long while after that. Moral of the story-Always make sure there's no-one in the house before you both.....................yeah. |
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For running into Burger King at full speed and screaming "whopper!"
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wow no sense of humor on that one. ^^^^^ |
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Good God almighty I'd love to watch a Mr. Occifer with nothing on but his shirt driving. My mouth literally just watered lmao
For stealing crayons from blind kids |
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Chicklets (for mr. Wilson's front teeth)
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U can never have too many black friends.
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For driving naked
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