Community > Posts By > Mississippigal2003
Spongebob impersonator
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Worst singers ever
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Courtney love. It's awful even when she tries to actually sing
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Topic:
Worst singers ever
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jerry lewis |
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Carpet weaver
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Lift up the covers And let her see....my new polka dot pjs!
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Oh my it IS big
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Tear dat azz up
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Topic:
friends with benefits??
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As long as the hooker doesn't charge you cab fare. |
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I'm thinking fizuck u. Arrogant bastard.
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I once told a woman that wouldn't stop messaging me that I do drugs. She said that she could get me an ounce of hash for eighty quid. Well, that's too expensive but a guy's got to do what he's got to do to get a date. |
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U can never have too many positive people around u
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I once told a guy that wouldn't stop messaging me that I did drugs. He said I sounded like his kind of woman and that we had similar interests. I said wow really ! U take enough horse tranquilizers to kill a small village too! He never responded back.
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Play dough tester. She makes sure it's nontoxic. God help her if one ever is toxic
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Topic:
Who lights my fire and why
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NASCAR lights my fire lol
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A bandana to look like a badass in
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Chicken plucker
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A ride in my car. I'll even roll down the windows so u can stuck ur head out lmao
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Stay bc nothing's better than drinking with a fun friend. Woohoo!
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D'angelo how does it feel
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I have a strange sense that you will have the sexiest elbows I've ever seen. |
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