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A - Z City Game - part 25
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Zarauz Basque Country
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Staff Meeting
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I woke up screaming this morning. Then I had to apologize to everyone in the staff meeting.
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Topic:
A - Z City Game - part 25
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Glasgow UK
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Faith Healing Group
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Mick says to Paddy "How did the faith healing group go last night ?"
Paddy said "It was absolutely rubbish,even the guy in the wheelchair got up and walked out". |
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Aussie Helpline
Edited by
Brian Jones
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Wed 11/15/23 03:35 AM
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"G'day mate, Aussie Helpline...What's the problem cobber?"
"I'm in Darwin with my Sheila and she's been stung on the minge by a wasp, and now her pu**y has completely closed up." "Bummer mate!" " Thanks mate, I hadn't thought of that, Bye." |
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Meet new friends
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Am new here and don't really know how this work, but am hoping for positive vibes  
Really ?. Perhaps you will have better success if you uploaded your own photo. |
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Topic:
A - Z City Game - part 25
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Uberlandia Brazil
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Inkubus Sukkubus
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Vasectomy
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While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decides to replace the missing ball with an ONION.
Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup. “How’s your physical relation with wife?” the doctor asked. “Pretty good,” the man said, to the doctor’s relief. But then he added, “I’ve had some strange side effects.” “What’s that?” the doctor asked anxiously. “Well, every time I p*ss, my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job, she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a hamburger stand, I get a hard-on!” |
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Hotel
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Good one
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Radio Ireland Competition
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A radio station in Cork,Ireland held a contest asking contestants to use a word not found in current dictionaries and to say the word in a sentence. First prize was a trip to Bali. DJ "FM 96 here, what's your name?" Caller "Hi, me name's Dave." DJ "Dave, what's your word?" Caller "Goan... spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an.'" DJ "You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?" Caller "Goan fu*k yourself." The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until... DJ "FM 96, what's your name?" Caller "Hi, me name's Jeff." DJ "Jeff, what's your word?" Caller "Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee.'" DJ "You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?" Caller "Smee again! Goan fu*k yourself!" And as I am reading this, smiling and laughing - I can almost hear an Irish accent which makes it even funnier. Introduction to learning Irish: Well Oil Beef Hooked Now say them all together quickly |
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location change
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Click on "Account" at top of page.
Then go to "Edit Profile" and change location there |
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Topic:
Radio Ireland Competition
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A radio station in Cork,Ireland held a contest asking contestants to use a word not found in current dictionaries and to say the word in a sentence. First prize was a trip to Bali.
DJ "FM 96 here, what's your name?" Caller "Hi, me name's Dave." DJ "Dave, what's your word?" Caller "Goan... spelt G-O-A-N, pronounced 'go-an.'" DJ "You are correct, Dave, 'goan' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?" Caller "Goan fu*k yourself." The DJ cut the caller short and took other calls, all unsuccessful until... DJ "FM 96, what's your name?" Caller "Hi, me name's Jeff." DJ "Jeff, what's your word?" Caller "Smee... spelt S-M-E-E, pronounced 'smee.'" DJ "You are correct, Jeff, 'smee' is not in the dictionary. Now, for a trip to Bali: What sentence can you use that word in that would make sense?" Caller "Smee again! Goan fu*k yourself!" |
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Deactivated
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Dear members... Please Google the word 'deactivated' so when you see the word in a chain of replies to any thread/post... You understand and appreciate that the op has left the stoodio (like elvis  )...
For those of you who insist in replying to deactivated profiles, especially with your contact details... All I can say to you, is  
Thank you 🤣
It brightens my day up and gives me hope of catching an elusive and (as Dr Blondie would say) smexy lady, cos I know what deactivated means 🤣
On a separate note, please let the Christmas father      know that I've been a good boys this year, it was hard work but I managed it lol
Perhaps deactivated is referring to their brain and thought process 
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Topic:
A - Z City Game - part 25
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Naples Italy
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Visage
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Ramones
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Quiet Riot
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Son In Law
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A woman comes home from work one day. She hears a buzzing coming from upstairs. Walking into her daughter's room, she finds her there with a vibrator. "What are you doing!?" Exclaims the mother. "Mum, I'm 35, I live at home with my parents. This is the closest I'll get to a husband." A couple of days later, the father comes home and hears buzzing coming from the basement. Down there, he finds his daughter with the vibrator. "What are you doing!?." He exclaims. "Dad, I'm 35, I live at home with my parents. This is the closest I'll get to a husband." A few days later, his wife comes home to find her husband sitting on the sofa with the vibrator on the cushion beside him, buzzing away. "What are you doing!?." She shrieks.
He replied "Watching football with my son in law." |
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Communards
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