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Wed 05/15/24 11:28 AM
Joe Satriani Surfing with the alien

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Sun 05/12/24 12:39 AM
Or bank details

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Sat 05/11/24 01:22 PM
Welcome to Mingle2 and I wish you well in your quest on here.

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Fri 05/10/24 03:41 PM
Jakarta

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Fri 05/10/24 02:44 PM
Mark Twain wrote:

Never argue with stupid people as they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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Fri 05/10/24 02:33 PM
Personally,I think a majority of the accounts deactivated are because they have uploaded a photo not of themselves and have mass spammed numerous accounts gaining the attention of Mingle2 who have shut them down.

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Wed 05/08/24 12:34 PM

I'm holding out for identical twin sisters, preferably loaded, stacked and ready for delivery.


Are you looking on Wish and Temu ?

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Wed 05/08/24 09:16 AM
Aaaaaaand another one has gone

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Wed 05/08/24 07:11 AM
Infatuation

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Tue 05/07/24 02:09 AM
Their account has been deactivated

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Mon 05/06/24 03:05 PM
Welcome to Mingle2 and I wish you well in your quest on here.

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Mon 05/06/24 12:17 PM
Welcome to Mingle2 and I wish you well in your quest on here.

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Thu 05/02/24 12:39 PM
I've just checked my home insurance policy, and apparently if my duvet is stolen in the middle of the night, I'm not covered.

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Fri 04/19/24 12:37 AM
Blackmore's Night Ghost Of A Rose album

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Tue 04/16/24 07:42 AM

I prefer women who are skinny and fat but all I seem to date is fat women. Is this okay?

fat women or skinny women have one thing in common, they are all women, beautiful women....I don't see anything wrong with that


Amen

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Mon 04/15/24 12:19 PM
Improbable

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Sun 04/14/24 03:11 AM
I like long walks,and especially when taken by people who annoy me.

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Thu 12/14/23 03:33 AM
Go to "Mail".
Then go to "Blocked Users".
Unblock from there.

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Fri 12/08/23 07:34 AM
Groucho Marx once said:

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

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Wed 11/29/23 11:12 PM
They did everything together. The only difference between them is that Larry was the nicest Lobster ever and Sam, well lets just say he was not so good.

Larry and Sam did so much together that they even died together.

Larry went to heaven and Sam went to hell.

Larry was doing well in heaven and one day St. Peter came up to him and said, "Larry, you know you are the nicest clam we ever had up here. Everyone likes you but you seem to be a bit depressed.

Tell me what is bothering you, maybe I can help."

Larry said, "Well, don't get me wrong Pete, I like it up here and everything, but I really miss my good friend Sam Clam. We used to do everything together and I really miss him a lot."

St. Peter looked at Larry with pity and said to him, "I tell you what, I can arrange it so that you can go down to hell tomorrow and visit Sam all day. How would that sound?"

This made Larry very happy and he got up bright and early the next morning and grabbed his wings, his harp, and his halo and got in the elevator to hell. When the doors opened he was met by Sam. The hugged each other and they were off. You see in Hell Sam owned a disco. The spent the day there together and had a great time. At the end of the day Larry and Sam went back to the elevator together said their goodbyes and Larry got back in the elevator and went up to heaven. He stepped off the elevator and was greeted by St. Peter who blocked the doorway to heaven. He looked at Larry and said, "Larry Lobster, didn't you forget something?"

Larry looked around and said, "No, I don't think so I have my halo and my wings."

St. Peter looked at him and said, "Yes, but what about your harp?" Larry gasped and said, "I Left My Harp in Sam Clam's Disco."