1. Because their level of intelligence is at room temperature.
2. They find communication beyond "OMG, LOL, REALLY? and You can trust me because I'm not like the other girls; but if you don't send what I asked for then you don't love me, you're cheap and you have trust issues!" mentally exhausting and need to go back to La La land. 3. They're from another Planet originally and just recalled having their brain reprogramed. |
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Well-meaning unasked for suggestions...
1. It's impossible to think about two things at the same time. If you don't like the (scary) place you're in... go to another place! 2. You can sum up life, the world and everything in it with: **** happens and it is what it is. Everything else is ******** and everything else pales by comparison. 3. The meaning you give it, how it affects you personally and what if anything you do about it rest with you. "There is no try, only do!" ~Yoda Ron |
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Why do so many people...
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I agree! ~Ron
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"That's why human beings rely on God and never question his existence."
I'm a human being, find it impossible to rely on a man-made concept and question everything! Ron |
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An Agnostic is...
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When someone knocks on my door, tells me he's Jesus (I'm Jewish so we at least have that in common) and is standing 4 ft above ground, unsuspended and speaks Yiddish with a Brooklyn accent, I may reconsider my being an Atheist. On second thought,
I'd give him a mustard and ask if he would move a mountain for me. Then there are a few hundred other things I'd ask him to clear up, first. Ron |
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The way I see it... You're giving the impression your whole life is music (which is obviously good for you) but the one you're looking for might never contact you thinking you'll be spending more time with Artie Shaw than with her. She'll be "The one that got away" and you will never know it! Tune that philharmonic orchestra into a soft three-piece
playing pianissimo in the background, leave the rest alone and be wonderful!!! Ron |
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+I hope you have a CCW permit and make it out alive. Ron
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I'd put that closer to 140%!!! Ron
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An Agnostic is...
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...an Atheist who has yet to come out of the closet!
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The way I see it...`My parents had three children, one of each. As for me, I was born at an early age and we were so poor I had to go upstairs to get to the basement. I was 6.1" when joined the Marine Corps in 1953. They said they turn boys into killers (and they did). I'm 87 now, and 5'8". What they didn't tell us is that they also make us shorter! This is something Jay Leno would say, "I think that's more than I wanted to know!" I keep hearing or seeing: Former US Marine or Ex-Marine. Well, there's simply no such thing. Because Once a Marine, always a Marine...
Marine's are either Active or Inactive. As for me, if I was any more Inactive I'd be comatose! Ron |
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True Atheists
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What I believe about religion: We would all be better off if it never happened! Ron
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