lol very good here are some others i found

Break a bit of ice on the bar and say "Now I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink?"


Are you wearing spacepants, because your behind is totally out of this world!


Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?


It's your lucky day - my girlfriend dumped me last night, so I'm back on the singles market.


I want you to have my children... they're in the car outside.


I suffer from amnesia - do I come here often?


I've been trying to talk to you for ages. No, I still can't do it.


Are we related? Do you want to be?


You look almost stupid enough to date me.


I won't unlock these handcuffs until you agree to go out with me.


You must be Jamaican, cause baby Jamaican me crazy.


I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.


If you behave yourself you can have me later.


You have the sexiest ankles I've seen since I got back from Saudi.


I would marry your daddy just to get your last name.


I may be no Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your Bedrock.


Got any beer at Home?


I want to father your children.


You know, for a tall chick you're feet aren't too big.


You're ugly but you intrigue me.


Do you go for casual sex or would you prefer me to dress up?


Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?


Grab your jacket, you've scored. Let's go.


Hey babe, how about you and me going clubbing; and I dont mean baby seals!!


Wanna take a gamble? You make the bet and Ill raise the stake!


What is a fine-looking woman like you doing with a guy like that?


Whats a nice place doing in a girl like you?


I like your legs so much Im going to name one Christmas and one New Years. Hey, can I see you between the holidays?


Im a computer nerd and Id love to byte your bits as you have a beautiful graphical interface.


Well, if youre not gonna buy me a drink, I suppose a quickie in the parking lot is out of the question.


Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? So would I, lets go to the dance floor together to try and find him.


Be unique and different, say yes.


Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?


Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.


Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.


So, you're a girl huh?


I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.


Let's take a shower together -- you smell.


You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!


Are you free tonight or will it cost me?


Are you legal?


You'll do.

Black eyed pea.

I think settling is one of the cruelest things a person could do to another. Think about deep down they would know that you settled for them talk about putting a trip on them. I can't do it.

I would rather be alone than settle for someone because there are times I am lonely.
I can't do it. I honestly don't think there is anything wrong with me. Only at family reunions and such when people look at me with pity in their eyes that I am single. WTH... I am happier than most of them are.

So true. We get raised to believe all this "American Dream" stuff, but it is not all it is cracked up to be and that recipe hasn't worked too well all around for me. As individuals, we should take what applies and discard the rest. But some people will always try to shove stuff down our throats. It's the bar THEY perceive as it's all they know.

Constantly. By people who have no idea what the actual "options" are like. Sorry, I'm not interested in being with a slug just to satisfy some pseudo-acquaintance's expectations of what my life "should" be.

What's wrong with me is I am mostly comfortable with being single and the men I've met haven't been satisfactory mates. Just tell people you don't want to settle for any old warm body. Nothing worse than being in a screwed up relationship.

Damn I hate double posts.
I tried to email you and can't will you send a short message. please..
thanks

What is your definition of a great lover?

When you look back on a relationship after a break up can you say you REALLY loved them?

How do you make your partner sit up and pay attention to you?

Do you still believe that someone will love you forever and ever, even amidst increasing cases of divorce?

I just got dumped and I am so heart broken!

You really are sweet and funny

Would you be offended if your partner kept photos of their ex in photo albums?

I shave their cat into a creative design. Stress relief.

Could you forgive someone who was verbally abusive to you?

Have you ever?

depends on if that person already has a habit of saying they are going to call and then not calling or if they usually call when they say they are going to,

if its the latter, then i'd call to check if everything is alright

if its the first then i'll let it go , if they really wanna talk they will call me eventually