Topic: chat up lines best and worst
icewarrior's photo
Tue 12/30/08 06:36 AM
Edited by icewarrior on Tue 12/30/08 07:11 AM
glasses Thought this would be a good one as i am sure they differ from each country whats your best or worst chat up line that you have used or has been used on you ?

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Tue 12/30/08 06:58 AM
hey baby, wanna see my cam??

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icewarrior's photo
Tue 12/30/08 06:59 AM
lol very good here are some others i found

Break a bit of ice on the bar and say "Now I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink?"


Are you wearing spacepants, because your behind is totally out of this world!


Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?


It's your lucky day - my girlfriend dumped me last night, so I'm back on the singles market.


I want you to have my children... they're in the car outside.


I suffer from amnesia - do I come here often?


I've been trying to talk to you for ages. No, I still can't do it.


Are we related? Do you want to be?


You look almost stupid enough to date me.


I won't unlock these handcuffs until you agree to go out with me.


You must be Jamaican, cause baby Jamaican me crazy.


I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.


If you behave yourself you can have me later.


You have the sexiest ankles I've seen since I got back from Saudi.


I would marry your daddy just to get your last name.


I may be no Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your Bedrock.


Got any beer at Home?


I want to father your children.


You know, for a tall chick you're feet aren't too big.


You're ugly but you intrigue me.


Do you go for casual sex or would you prefer me to dress up?


Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?


Grab your jacket, you've scored. Let's go.


Hey babe, how about you and me going clubbing; and I dont mean baby seals!!


Wanna take a gamble? You make the bet and Ill raise the stake!


What is a fine-looking woman like you doing with a guy like that?


Whats a nice place doing in a girl like you?


I like your legs so much Im going to name one Christmas and one New Years. Hey, can I see you between the holidays?


Im a computer nerd and Id love to byte your bits as you have a beautiful graphical interface.


Well, if youre not gonna buy me a drink, I suppose a quickie in the parking lot is out of the question.


Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? So would I, lets go to the dance floor together to try and find him.


Be unique and different, say yes.


Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?


Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.


Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.


So, you're a girl huh?


I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.


Let's take a shower together -- you smell.


You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!


Are you free tonight or will it cost me?


Are you legal?


You'll do.

SweetnFunny's photo
Tue 12/30/08 07:00 AM
Heard an old one not too long ago that made me laugh.
"Did it hurt?.......when you fell from Heaven?"

icewarrior's photo
Tue 12/30/08 07:02 AM
i must admit i actually have used that one when i was younger lol

Rubyrisus's photo
Tue 12/30/08 07:09 AM
I actually got the "What's your sign?" LOL

SweetnFunny's photo
Tue 12/30/08 08:31 AM

lol very good here are some others i found

Break a bit of ice on the bar and say "Now I've broken the ice can I buy you a drink?"


Are you wearing spacepants, because your behind is totally out of this world!


Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?


It's your lucky day - my girlfriend dumped me last night, so I'm back on the singles market.


I want you to have my children... they're in the car outside.


I suffer from amnesia - do I come here often?


I've been trying to talk to you for ages. No, I still can't do it.


Are we related? Do you want to be?


You look almost stupid enough to date me.


I won't unlock these handcuffs until you agree to go out with me.


You must be Jamaican, cause baby Jamaican me crazy.


I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.


If you behave yourself you can have me later.


You have the sexiest ankles I've seen since I got back from Saudi.


I would marry your daddy just to get your last name.


I may be no Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your Bedrock.


Got any beer at Home?


I want to father your children.


You know, for a tall chick you're feet aren't too big.


You're ugly but you intrigue me.


Do you go for casual sex or would you prefer me to dress up?


Hi. I'm gay, think you can convert me?


Grab your jacket, you've scored. Let's go.


Hey babe, how about you and me going clubbing; and I dont mean baby seals!!


Wanna take a gamble? You make the bet and Ill raise the stake!


What is a fine-looking woman like you doing with a guy like that?


Whats a nice place doing in a girl like you?


I like your legs so much Im going to name one Christmas and one New Years. Hey, can I see you between the holidays?


Im a computer nerd and Id love to byte your bits as you have a beautiful graphical interface.


Well, if youre not gonna buy me a drink, I suppose a quickie in the parking lot is out of the question.


Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? So would I, lets go to the dance floor together to try and find him.


Be unique and different, say yes.


Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?


Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.


Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.


So, you're a girl huh?


I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.


Let's take a shower together -- you smell.


You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!


Are you free tonight or will it cost me?


Are you legal?


You'll do.



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