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ok..you want a good one, here ya go. I'll never get a date after this, but hey..like I have offers anyway. About a year or so ago I was sick..laying on the couch in my nightie, drinking tea, sweating out a fever. And I had a touch of the squirts.. so I got up to go to the bathroom..felt a fart coming and let it rip...ended up being a chit and not a fart. Chit running down my legs, my kids cracked up watching me waddle to the bathroom to shower. I told them to shut the hell up..I use to wipe chit off them when they were babies! You're right. You're never gonna get a date after that one. oh right..c'mon. You have never been sick and had this happen????? Really... Yes I have. But I wasn't wearing a nightie and was no where near a shower. The effect is sooo much better in a nightie..nothing to stop it from running down your legs.. oh no..now I have a visual of you in my nightie..  
Don't say that I haven't shaved my legs today.
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its okay ladylid..
everyone's pooped themselves at least once. one day we'll be sittin around drinkin wine and i'll tell you the constipation from hell story. you'll never take percocet again :p |
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Ok, been a while since
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i've always wanted to learn how to play the ukulele does that count? That's what Don Ho said -- and look where he is now.... Tiny bubbles indeed.... 
Oh, but then there's always Tiny Tim! Wait, he's dead, too.... 
OMG i quit! *throws ukulele at Lex's head* |
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men in black?
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no. our government isn't that good to cover stuff like that up. :p
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ok..you want a good one, here ya go. I'll never get a date after this, but hey..like I have offers anyway. About a year or so ago I was sick..laying on the couch in my nightie, drinking tea, sweating out a fever. And I had a touch of the squirts.. so I got up to go to the bathroom..felt a fart coming and let it rip...ended up being a chit and not a fart. Chit running down my legs, my kids cracked up watching me waddle to the bathroom to shower. I told them to shut the hell up..I use to wipe chit off them when they were babies! dude... i had a friend who thought it was funny to fart in public until once he pushed too hard and ROOSTER TAILED up the back of his pants!!! omg i still laugh at that chit! |
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I try not to fart in general and leave it for the bathroom where I can personally expierence it lol.  I wish it was true that girls dont fart...or poop. Haha
I was once told that girls dont fart they fluff...I sooo do. Girls dont sweat they glisten...I sweat like a ho in church. And they dont swear, they ...which we all know is bullchit!!!
What a crock!!
OMG!!! that actually had me laughing like a crazy person sittin at my pc all alone. :p |
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If you~~~
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A lifetime pass to the Playboy Mansion!!  
what if you got your wish.. as the onsite plumber??? |
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Ok, been a while since
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i've always wanted to learn how to play the ukulele
does that count? |
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i just want you all to know..
I don't fart. i fluff. i fluff like a champ. |
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If you~~~
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I'm kind of torn on this one -- Either I'd go back and prevent myself from getting married -- Or I'd change it so the dinosaurs were never wiped out....
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Huge Salary....
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job satisfaction
and the intelligence and wit to get that high salary. :p |
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have you ever farted and it smelled so bad it made the flowers wilt ??
yeah.. me neither. |
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have you ever farted so hard it made your eyes water????
yeah... me neither.
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Magic pumpkin bonus....
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i call and make sure its not a total screw up and i'll have to give it back.
and then i'd buy myself a car. not a super nice one... but a car that will get me around. and then see what the balance is and stick it under the matress ... after i get myself a place in LA. and open up my bookstore/winebar :D |
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If you~~~
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a swimming pool full of designer shoes in my size. ;p
um... i dont know. i'd wish for more wishes. :p i'd wish for some will power. |
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meh. i find myself less and less likely to participate anymore. no more lively conversation. repetitive. Well everytime I put in something juicy... 
it gets deleted! 
LOL!! yeah.. i know. me too. damnit. |
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quotes
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"Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children"
The Crow yes i know its cheesy but the quote stuck with me as nothing truer. |
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ThomasJB...
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omg.
i feel like i've been living under a rock. :( she and i became friends exchanging silly lovey dovey pictures for her and thomas. :( i dont understand exactly what happened but i know i kinda fell off the face of the earth for a bit. now i'm soo sorry i did so. :( hon if you come back and read this you're very much missed already and i'm praying for you. |
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Edited by
Rockmybobbysocks
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Thu 10/29/09 04:32 PM
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she emailed me too but i didnt get a chance to swap freakin info so i could keep in touch :( i didnt wanna lose her as a friend damnit.
:(( and really??? this is considered a well wish??? there's nothing well wishy about it!!! omg. thank you for the link. really. |
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Dry By Burroughs
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i was told the movie is so tame compared to the book so be prepared for that. LOL
but i hear its good. OOOHHH thank yoU! :P |
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