just so you know im a gay male that way you know what kind of adviceto give.

please when replying no hate messages ive been really down and am easily upset lately only reply if your gonna try to help.

1. none of your relationhips last more hen a week or 2.

2. you have many many singles profiles and noone ever messages you ever.

3. the local guys wont even give you a chance.

4. the only ones that want to date you only want you for sex.

5. you feel like **** for being alone your whole life.

6. want to give up.

7. you ont see a point anymore and have no trust or love to give anymore.

heres some bad ones lol

1. if i could rearrange the alphebet id put u and i together.

2. are your feet tired cause youve been running through my mind all day.

3. if i told you you had a great body would you hold it against me.

4. heaven called there missing an angel.

5. girl/boy you must be a parking ticket cause you got FINE written all over you.

theres next few ones ive used for fun dont know if i made em up but i think i did never heard anyone use em before me

1. can you give me a bandaid, i scraped my knee when i fell for you.

2. when god created life he must have spent a little more time on you.

3. you put the zing in zinger.

Heres some more cheesy general pick up lines.

1. do you have a map, im lost in your eyes.

2. Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

3. Are you O.K.? Because heaven is a long fall from here.

4. (As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me!

5. Excuse me, but I think u dropped something. MY JAW,

6. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart

7. If I followed you home, would you keep me?

8. If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

9. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

i could have added hundreds more but i have homework to do hit me up if ya wanan comment on my comment lol

Love is a joke with no punch line.



on a more serouse notice love is just a way for setting yourself up to get knocked down people are all liars and cheaters or A holes in there own special way im not saying dont go for it im jsut saying dont let yourself get hurt love is just an excuse for people to get hurt.