shoot a gun while drunk driving. even a closed course or parking lot would be fine but i have to be able to get up to at least 115 mph

help

is most likely racist

no need to stalk. i get what i want. even men. prison style be-otch.

not gay but the guy he has sex with is.

luda

does it matter? by the time it's done defragging it will be time to get a new one. reckless pc usage for a better tomorrow, america.

damn. i think i missed something.

isn't this the same thing he's been spewing for years?

self promotion to an interesting new low. you're my new hero.

i feel bad for you, with your selfishness and weakness. traumatized by a crucifix? wow, ur lame. i'm not even going to try to be clever and coy. get over yourself and your self-pitying progressive victimization. pansy.

o hi o

sex and religion are part of the same human experience to me. essentially the same topic in my mind.

and who could get offended by a monty python joke? certainly not me.

meh. sex and religion are intertwined for me.

i think most modern Christian social and political positions are a great distortion of Christ's original message. i'm pretty sure He would frown upon infringing upon the dignity of another human life, even to save other lives. there's a difference though, between waterboarding someone on suspicion and those notorious "jack bauer moments" where they admit to having knowledge of iminent danger and won't talk. then again, i don't consider plain beating the crap out of someone one time when they're not a prisoner to be torture. i don't consider offending the religious and cultural sensitivities of someone to be torture either. that's just funny. "oh no, i have to stand naked before a woman!" hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

depends on where you "finish" and what brand of Christian you are. i'm Roman Catholic and i know for a fact you can do all sorts of kinky shiznit as long as the the end result is an attempt at fertilization. The Church has no constraints on foreplay.

oh, and i love the fact that someone always brings up the spanish inquisition. that happened long ago and has been condemned many times. should we assume every person of german descent is a nazi as well? every Muslim is a terrorist?

michael steele looks like one of my uncles with a badass tan. all my uncles are caucasian.

bobby jindal looks like an indian alfred e. newman.

i don't have to sit to piss so that particular expression made me giggle. tee hee.

the gitmo kind or the safeword kind? lol

it's immature to talk to anyone online for any reason that isn't related to work. we're all 12 yr olds.

YOU ROCK DOOOOD!!!!!