Now that requires a great deal of flexibility and muscle strength. Interesting.

I mean, yeah, I saw a topic asking "Did you get laid ...? How long have you been here on this site, and since you haven't, the question is plain and simple...

Would you like to....ASAP?

I'd truly like to see the level of boldness and honesty there is out there...I have an inquisitive and wicked nature.

Hmmmmm...this topic has been here for a bit of time.

So, since I ventured into it, I guess I might as well admit...time-wise, take a guess....the winner gets an all expense paid trip to the dude or dudette ranch of their choice, just for the specific pleasure of knocking boots....doing the bump and grind....getting the dust off the family jewels...or however you want to put it.

I'll give you a hint as to how long.....

WOW!! I'm all alone here...no lovin'...no being loved....Hmmmm...just like the old chat room days.

A hug, no less....thank you, dear lady....much appreciated, to be sure....a gentleman always appreciates a woman's attention.

Well, you saw the photo...is that large enough?

amen to the second sentence, dear lady....w/o a doubt...great love always goes hand in hand with one of the greatest gifts we humans have been given...our sensual nature.

...and I got her droolin' no less.....OMG!! I'se a stud online....LOL

Truer words ever spoken...

Truer words ever spoken....... LOL

Why is that? Hardly worth logging in, that is?

WOW!!! I'm so desperately wanting to answer so many of the replies to this thread...maybe later when I have the time to truly contemplate some of these answers.

Married...single...separated (legally?)...dating within separations...right....wrong...moralistically/ethically unsafe...so many ways to look at it. And yet, here we all are....longing...hurt...pretending to have so much of ourselves together...wanting so deeply to find ONE person who will insure our happiness...our peace of mind. Approaching the twilight of our years....believing we have forever to live...yet fearing our mortality. Here we all are....wishing...wanting....clinging.

When all along...all we really want is someone to whisper something kind and loving to us....to feel another body and soul next to ours...and breathe deeply of any resemblance of life's living without precautions and false interpretations of what life has...is offering.

Nuff said....back to the grind.

Y'all take care, now

My adopted nephew and his wife are going on 3 years together now. She lived 350 miles away...they met...they commuted on weekends, both ways...they decided, what the hell, she moved in (along with 3 kids), they got marrieds last year...had a new baby this year...and I'll be damned if they're not my ace-boon-coon favorite couple. And he's 45, she's 33.

So, guess what....long distance isn't the problem. It's state of mind. Would you not agree?

WOW!!! I will give "btvs..." props for being so bold as to ask that question. Now, BT, here are the rules. You ever notice how many women get "outed" in extramarital relations versus men? Why is that? Trust me, the ladies here know that answer, and so do you. Think about it. And for just a subtle ear-whisper to you. A married man/woman should always seek another married man/woman for relations outside of their marriage. For the ladies who will want to castrate me for such advice...it was a woman who made me aware of that little gem of advice.

Wow....just the vibe....cheater....use all ya got.

Amen, brother!!

Well said....CDFCS and Paintecards

Well then...by the time this gets posted, I hope you're sleeping well and good...

Hahahahahahaha....now that was an original comeback, if I ever heard one...good job!

It's a good thing I can edit this....I'm rather lost here...feel like a bloody idiot.