It's 7:30am and I'm awake! Good morning everyone, are you up yet, too? I wanna go back to bed but, I know I will just lay there.

CEntury

OMG somebody grab the baby wipes and a pamper think he is full of chit

gave it to my best friend and she gave it to her daughter. Her daughter thinks of me as a second mom so its ok with me that she has it cuz l don't want it!

Yeah what she said!!

Hi and welcome Hope you enjoy the site!!

Thank you and same to you!!

OOhh yummy coffee ready! thanks May I have mine with cream and sugar please!!

Good morning everyone!! Is anybody awake yet? Who's got the coffee ready?

I'm so warm. Wish I didn't have to get out of this bed

Did somebody say coffee?

Good morning to you. Hope your day goes well too!!

Good morning everyone!!

hello

On the Jerry Springer show!!

Where I work, we get our holiday pay the first check of December (13 of them) woo hooo......then, they have a christmas party for the kids at the bowling alley and they pay for everyone to bowl 2 games and their shoe rental and food.

Then, they have a Christmas party for the adults in the evening. Lots of fun!!

Nope.....only one God in my Bible

Artificial......no pine needles to clean up afterward or to step on and stick you in the foot. My son is 16 and has asked for a white tree every year since he has been able to talk. This year he gets his white tree. We are from Indiana so its gettin decorated in blue and white!! GO COLTS!!!

Good Morning! Here is a little joke to start your day....

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas & says, "7 points." His wife rolls over & says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score." After about 5 minutes the old man lets another one go & says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by & she lets out a little squeaker & says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the preasure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally sh*ts the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, switch sides!"