Good Morning! Here is a little joke to start your day....

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas & says, "7 points." His wife rolls over & says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score." After about 5 minutes the old man lets another one go & says, "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by & she lets out a little squeaker & says, "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the preasure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally sh*ts the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, switch sides!"