RockGnome

I roofied his cherry Coke,
and stole his wallet.

Checking the site for a pulse.

Political affiliations, and mental health
issues aside, 99.9% of the schitbags
elected to public office, should have
been sent to prison.
... But, voters have been conditioned
to believe soundbites over actions.

There's been virtually no discernible
difference between the two main parties
in the U.S., in nearly 40 years.
It doesn't matter if the dick weasel has
a D, or an R next to their name.
They're all still dickweasels, and they're
all still corrupt.

Biden, as well as the five peckerheads
who served before him, should all be
doing life sentences in prison solitary
confinement.


And, since Bush Sr. has already passed,
dig his azz up, and rebury him on
prison grounds.

Wait!
What?

I've probably been judged,
every day of my life.

I just don't give a f'k what people
in general think of me.

Saw a decrepit old hippy have a total
screaming public meltdown after realizing
he'd locked his keys in his car.

It was beaufamous.

Taylor Swift is Napoleon Dynamite in drag.

Compare their pics.

It's the same person.

Pfffft...
Overplanning a date ruins any
semblance of spontaneity.

Truthfully?

I'm thinking, without TexasGal, Soufie,
and Delightful patrolling the forums,
this place has really turned into a
potato patch.

I guess taters are gonna be tatin'

.

If the chick is cool, plus puts out on
the first date, it's almost guaranteed
I'll ask for a second date.
Depending on how good she is in the sack.

Oh! To paint an entire gender with such
a broad brush. Tsk, tsk.

I've only lied about my age once.
I was in a beer store when I was 14.
I was 6'4" and had a fumanchu mustache.
It was 1982, the drinking age was 18 in
the state I lived.
Got my rack of long neck bottles,
without having to show my motorcycle
license.

Motorcycle license age was 14 at the time.
"Borrowed" my mom's car for the beer run.

The '80s were fun.

Happy little robot mutts
have been around, and sold
commercially, since the 1980s.

The early models yapped, did flips,
and we're often a waste of batteries.

I try not to.

I haven't been to any bars
since 1990.
So... wouldn't have a clue
what any of that new fangled
stuff is about.

Feeling...
It's been real, and it's been fun.
But, it hasn't been real fun.
Laterz folks.

Why you askin', bro'?

Are you wanting younger men to be interested in you?

I think most in the west, like fries.
Though, in some countries, they're
called chips.

Mingle2 is generally a friendly site,
I'm sure you'll meet new friends here.

Cool story bro'.

If it hasn't been blatantly obvious
for the past 15 years, I don't care
if I'm liked, loved, or hated.