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Perhaps next time spend more time talking to a girl before asking her out. That way you can find out of she dislikes your body type. Maybe you might also be able to figure out in advance if she is the sort of girl who will let a guy she is not interested in spend lots of money on her. So many guys on here want to meet up right after a girl first replies to them. Slow down, don't be in a hurry to blow your wallet on someone you barely know. This. Forever. 
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The Loony Bin
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Yeah, but the prep time and gathering of supplies would take so long, and it's so hard to get a good blaze going in winter. Better to go a' burnin' in summer time....that's how we do it in the mountains.
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Next time, go half on whatever you're buying and you won't feel so bad if you never see her again.
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The Loony Bin
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They're all of state, it would take forever to track them all down and it's cold as hell out there....and yeah, I'm not going to prison for anyone....I hate girls....
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The Loony Bin
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Oh I meant the losers I dated....it was either laugh about it or go back and light their homes on fire...
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Tomorrow is going to be a simply glorious day....
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The Loony Bin
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Yes, exactly. That's how you gain a sense of humor, easier than slaughtering all of them.
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You've been here 3 days and this is your 32nd post....
****, no offense, but it took me longer than that to decide on my first pair of heels..... 
Keep posting and I'm sure you'll make friends, and maybe even find someone you'd like to date. Good luck to you.
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The Loony Bin
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Hahaha, this is true....it's funny I was thinking today how different I'd be if I had never met those people...I'd be a sweet, kind-hearted, trusting soul.....and probably boring as hell.
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The Loony Bin
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Yeah, I'd like to unlearn and forget I ever knew them...
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The Loony Bin
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I've known a lot of psychotic men in my time, you learn things.
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The Loony Bin
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Yeah, I heard about that, but never knew the exact details. Some people are bat chit crazy....
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Worst date ever!!!
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Years ago I read about a 'worst date ever' contest. This winner won, hands down, no argument. I will have to paraphrase from memory: A gal and a guy were out on their first date on a snowy cold evening. She was so nervous, she asked him to stop along the freeway so she could, well, pee, on the way to a restaurant. He stayed inside while she got out to do her business. She did not want him to see her, so she went behind the car, there was no traffic. She leaned back against the trunk/bumper and went about it. Soon, she realized, she had frozen her backside against the vehicle. With no other choice, she called out to her date, indicating the problem. They had no water nor any way to separate her from the bumper. After much hemming and hawing, he got mostly behind her and peed on the spot where she was stuck and she was able to..unattach. They agreed the date was over. I cannot top this for the worst date ever :-) I know that shouldn't be funny, but it really really is....and sort of sad too. But mostly funny.
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Single in Canada
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Welcome and good luck to you.
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Topic:
The Loony Bin
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Oh I'm only kidding about dating nice guys, they're never hot and they're usually stupid. Give me and hot, bright and insane any day, if nothing else I can lock his a s s up in handcuffs.
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(((Lion)))I'm laughing because I'm agreeing....
That would be awesome.
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I want a woman who can tell me to go to hell in such a way is I can't wait to get there.
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