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Thu 01/08/09 02:56 AM
Edited by Mentork on Thu 01/08/09 02:57 AM

who r u your the dude with dungion room thats red hot?


I r teh Mentork!!!111 and meh 1337 sp9k p3wn5 y0ur5!

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Thu 01/08/09 02:53 AM
Dracula, between the sheets!

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Thu 01/08/09 02:51 AM
$3045... ;_;

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Thu 01/08/09 02:17 AM
House of 1000 corpses, between the sheets!

scared

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Thu 01/08/09 02:03 AM
Edited by Mentork on Thu 01/08/09 02:09 AM
^_^

Good day to you then.

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Thu 01/08/09 01:48 AM
Edited by Mentork on Thu 01/08/09 01:49 AM


Try some, i promise you'll like it ^_^

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Thu 01/08/09 01:45 AM
Hey Killrot, why don't you get us some drinks ^_^



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Thu 01/08/09 01:18 AM
I already have a room picked out for you, how do you like it?


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Thu 01/08/09 01:11 AM
Come here my darling and i will whisk you away to my beautiful castle. ^_^


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Thu 01/08/09 01:07 AM
Hey, I'm a knight in armor, maybe she is talking about me?



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Thu 01/08/09 12:46 AM
I'd date you if you let me put you in bondage ^_^

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Thu 01/08/09 12:45 AM

laugh laugh laugh but I am not a lesbian I am thinking of more of men................


Ah, but if you where bi it would be the perfect solution wouldn't it?

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Thu 01/08/09 12:41 AM
Edited by Mentork on Thu 01/08/09 12:43 AM
Mentork's advice?


Have hot lezzy sex and video tape it, then send it to bf as a gift. ^_^


You get "relieved" and you get to keep your man, everybody wins...


^__________^

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Thu 01/08/09 12:16 AM
Edited by Mentork on Thu 01/08/09 12:17 AM
Did i mention he's a master of disguise?


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Thu 01/08/09 12:10 AM
Edited by Mentork on Thu 01/08/09 12:11 AM

suddenly decides they want to change genders do you still accept them as your best friend or drop them as a friend?


I would probably ask him out after the operation ^_^


Yes, I'm serious.

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Wed 01/07/09 11:56 PM
Did you try bringing her chocolate and flowers?

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Wed 01/07/09 11:54 PM
Edited by Mentork on Thu 01/08/09 12:14 AM

thats messed up. who offers a beard to their kid after he loses his tedy bear.


A kid has no business being around a bear anyway >:(


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Wed 01/07/09 11:43 PM
Here, my beard will comfort you ^_^

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Wed 01/07/09 11:23 PM
Edited by Mentork on Wed 01/07/09 11:24 PM
Hummm, that might harm him, but you have to remember, he's really fast, it could be hard to hit him with it.


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Wed 01/07/09 10:58 PM
We have tried guns, they don't work ;_;


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