-Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it is called cargo?

-If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

-Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

-How come you press harder on a remote when you know the battery is dead?

-Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?

-Why are they called stands when they are made for sitting?

-If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

-Why is it called a building when it's already built?

-Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a near miss? Shouldn't it be called a near hit?

-Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it BEGINS ringing?

-If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding what is it expanding into?

-If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?

-Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

-where are the germs that cause good breath?

-How do they get the cream in the Twinkie?

-How much money, in pennies, is lying on the streets of the world?

-Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?

-If Corn oil is made of corn and Olive oil made of olives, then what is Baby oil made of?

-Why do phone companies give you a number to call if your phone doesn't work?

-If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?

-If I break the laws of Physics do I go to jail?

-Why is it when a door is open it's ajar but when a jar is open isn't not adoor?

Have a great day!
Gracy:

Philippines here and I want you as a friend. Does this count?

my Romeo?

Can diet coke make you drank?

wannacuddlewthme: LMAO!!!!

Mr. Smeller: Phew nies?

I do not know about the maid part or the submissive one.. It takes 2 to tango......... so this statement is misleading. But, I guess it is your preference to be one of them. Not me, I want equality, love, trust and respect in a relationship. Good luck to you!

Try
IGoogle to translate what you want to say in Tagalog from english.
Good luck!

You mean play pen? No!

Davao City here!

An unemployed graduate woke up one morning and checked his pocket. All he had left was $10. He decided to use it to buy food and then wait for death as he was too proud to go begging. He was frustrated as he could find no job, and nobody was ready to help him.

He bought food and as he sat down to eat, an old man and two little children came along and asked him to help them with food as they had not eaten for almost a week. He
looked at them. They were so lean that he could see their bones coming out. Their eyes had gone into the socket. With the last bit of compassion he had, he gave them the food. The old man and children prayed that God would bless and prosper him and then gave him a very old coin. The young graduate said to them 'you need the prayer more than I do'.

With no money, no job, no food, the young graduate went under the bridge to rest and wait for death. As he was about to sleep, he saw an old newspaper on the ground. He picked it up, and suddenly he saw an advertisement for people with old coins to come to a certain address.


He decided to go there with the old coin the old man gave him. On getting to the place, he gave the proprietor the coin. The proprietor screamed, brought out a big book and showed the young graduate a photograph. This same old coin was worth 3 million dollars. The young graduate was overjoyed as the proprietor gave him a bank draft for 3 million dollars within an hour. He collected the Bank Draft and went in search of the old man and little children.

By the time he got to where he left them eating, they had gone. He asked the owner of the canteen if he knew them. He said no but they left a note for you. He quickly opened the note thinking it would lead him to find them.

This is what the note said: 'You gave us your all and we have rewarded you back with the coin,' signed God the Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost. 1 Kings 17:10-16; Matthew 11:28-30


Have you given all to Jesus Christ? If you haven't, do so today and he will surprise you.

PRAYER:
Here is your financial blessing! It's a simple prayer, you've got 30 seconds. If you need a financial blessing,continue reading this post.

Heavenly Father, most Gracious and Loving God,
I pray to you that you abundantly Bless my family and me. I know that you recognize, that a family is more than just a mother, father, sister, brother husband and wife, but all Who believe a and trust in you.

Father, I send up a prayer request for financial blessing for not only the person who sent this to me, but for Me and all that I have forwarded this message on to. And that the power of joined prayer by those who believe and trust in you is more powerful than anything.

I thank you in advance for your blessings.
Father God, deliver the person reading this right now and those who will read it in the near future from debt and debt burdens. Release your Godly wisdom that I may be a good steward over all that You have given me Father, for I know how wonderful and mighty You are and how if we just obey You and walk in Your word and have the faith of a Mustard seed that You will pour out blessings.

I thank You now Lord for the recent blessings I have received and for the blessings yet to come Because I know You are not done with me yet.
In Jesus name, I pray,
Amen

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your humble friend,
Gracy