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Tue 10/21/08 07:27 AM
I don't get it.


Haddock.

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Tue 10/21/08 07:14 AM
The spiritual awakening of the majority of the human race.




Yeah.. like that's ever gonna happen.. so I'll settle for some egg-fried rice, curry sauce and chips.

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Tue 10/21/08 07:00 AM

I missed it. Or was it one of my threads? lol


lol.. first thing that went through my mind was "S**t, I hope it wasn't me?"

pitchfork

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Tue 10/21/08 06:56 AM

just some punk who thinks he knows it all

needed to start some sh1t




Where is he?? Lemmee at him!!

*puts boxing gloves on


pitchfork

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Mon 10/20/08 04:31 PM
I know, I was just being a little s**t- it's my trademark. pitchfork



I'm a kind soul though, really. flowers

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Mon 10/20/08 04:25 PM
I'm kinda new myself- I've been lurking.



Welcome, it's quite cool here, unless I missed some not so cool stuff?

pitchfork

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Mon 10/20/08 12:08 PM
I know some of the eejits on Faux News but haven't heard of this guy.

Anchor eh? Hmmm.. I know a word that rhymes with.

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Mon 10/20/08 12:00 PM

My opinion is that the "bad guys" and government are always gonna have guns. Why take away the right for the good guys to protect themselves?????


^5

Americans.. NEVER give up your right to bear arms- you don't know when you might need it.

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Mon 10/20/08 11:52 AM
Edited by RandomTandem on Mon 10/20/08 11:53 AM
A Peregrine Falcon.. by a long shot, the fastest living creature on planet E.

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Mon 10/20/08 11:50 AM
I believe in ghosts- the real question is;

Do ghosts believe in humans?

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Mon 10/20/08 11:41 AM
Good for you for wishing for something for other people [not just yourself] O.P.

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Sat 10/18/08 03:32 AM
Edited by RandomTandem on Sat 10/18/08 03:34 AM
O.P.,

Yes.. definitely. To visit another part of the world is to understand better the people who live there. It has nothing to do with the fact that you'd be paying either.. if I was very fortunate & aflluent enough to travel the world to many different countries absorbing their cultures, I would jump at the chance to get to know the locals; sample their cuisine; visit places of interest; enrich my knowledge of the lifestyles of people in countries overseas; try to indentify the similarities between us, instead of focussing on our political, religious and cultural differences.

I kind of had it in my head that you'd suggest Palestine- not the most popular holiday destination I know, or maybe you were going to say somewhere else, but it matters not because it wouldn't change my answer wherever you said.

I would gladly travel to any country that wasn't currently at war [ who am I trying to kid? I'd even visit a war zone], just to get a feel for the place, the way I perceive it, instead of the controlled version we receive via the propaganda tool that is our manistream media & western press.

Can't say I'm too surprised at the number of "No" responses, and unless the people who said "No" have already been to the Middle East and had bad experiences, then I cant' quite understand what the reasoning behind the reluctance to go there is.

This is our world, everyone's world.. after all; how else can you know what conditions are like in another country if you refuse to travel there and sample it for yourself? :)

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Fri 10/17/08 08:55 PM
Edited by RandomTandem on Fri 10/17/08 08:56 PM
I've recently adapted my views of politics, it's an ongoing process I suppose, but I've realised that the current typical models of two or three party political structures, have limited and limiting characteristics.

Who has control over our lives?

Who is practically above the law and can manipulate laws and also make new laws?

Who avoids responsibility for their mistakes, even rewarding their friends or collaborators with money, power and influence?

Prime Ministers, Presidents, Dictators, Juntas, Governments.. ruling parties, whatever form they take & whoever they are, the people who effectively control our lives.. untouchable in some respects, and the more powerful, the more untouchable.


So it's no wonder that the age old ethos of the power-brokers of the world is "Divide and Conquer", it is tried and tested and still works.

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Fri 10/17/08 08:16 PM
The Dan99/James Bond comparison was funny enough, but after reading Dan's "Hello Mish Moneypenny" comment, I about wet myself imagining what it would sound like.

The 'Mish' would make the James Bond Dan impersonated Sean Connery, was that the Bond whoever said it meant?

Haha.. Dan's a cross between Lee Evans, Mr. Bean, James Bond and "Tourettes Guy" from y0utube.

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Fri 10/17/08 07:25 PM

:cry: brokenheart frustrated ...?


slaphead


noway


You can't "Un-Addict" yourself From "Mingle2"...





:cry: brokenheart frustrated ...?


slaphead


noway


I haven't been here long so I can't say, but I do know this much..

.. rather than break an addiction to anything or anyone, is easier when you find a replacement addiction. Which takes us right back to step one.. breaking an addiction, albeit a different one.

pitchfork

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Fri 10/17/08 07:09 PM
Edited by RandomTandem on Fri 10/17/08 07:12 PM
Eating an egg is technically aborting a chicken, therefore depriving the aborted chicken of the right to be eaten by anyone.

In my humble opinion and equally humble knowledge of mathematics and chickens, I submit that eating an egg should be factored into the "How many chickens have you eaten?" equation as -1; ie- exactly 1 egg eaten would negate exactly 1 chicken eaten. [potentially; the probability that the egg would hatch; live a short and crappy life; then be eaten by humans is closer to 93.264%]

In summary: all you people who have guesstimated how many chickens you've eaten, should now have to guesstimate how many eggs you've eaten, then subtract your eggs-eaten estimate from your chickens-eaten estimate. Or vice versa if you've eaten more eggs than chickens.

And you egg eaters.. did it ever cross your mind, as you devoured that poached egg on hot buttered toast, or Spanish omelette, that for every single egg they contained, you deprived one chicken of it's birth right of a short, cramped, crappy existence, then slaughter for human consumption?
No, I didn't think so.. somebody has some soul searching to do..

Don't even get me started on Chicken-Mayo baked potatoes.

pitchfork

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Fri 10/17/08 01:32 PM
I was just wondering.. what do they do with chickens rectums?

I mean.. you know what mechanised food processing is like, and nothing goes to waste in those places.. so I ask in genuine curiosity; what do they put chickens bums in?

Do they mince them and put them in Chicken pate?

Overcook them and sell them as "squid-rings"?

The mind boggles.. I think i'll start my own chicken farm and when they're ripe for eating, i'll just throw away the unmentionable, anatomical parts.

pitchfork

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Fri 10/17/08 01:18 PM

His excuse was younger girls don't want to talk to guys over 40.


This is why I have no picture posted, I'm 40.. I mean, who wants young sizzling hotties drooling over them and throwing their knickers towards you then fainting?


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Fri 10/17/08 01:13 PM

I better go and check my mail.


if there's one line that reminds me most of you, that ^^ would be it! laugh


Hmm, do we have a mooning smiley here?

If not, have a text based mooning-smiley- times infinity for you, Ms. Paper! pitchfork


Aghh... don't tell me there's a 100-limit here, is there?




Sorry for the hijack, O.P.

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Fri 10/17/08 12:46 PM
What is Love?

Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
no more
What is love
Yeah

Oh I don't know
why you're not fair
I give you my love
but you don't care
So what is right
and what is wrong
gimme a sign

uoh oh...
Oh I don't know
what can I do
what else can I say
it's up to you
I know we're one
just me and you
I can't go on

uoh oh..
What is love
What is love
What is love
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me, no more
Don't hurt me
Don't hurt me

I want no other
No other love
This is your life
our time
When we are together
I need you forever
Is it love

uoh oh..

Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me, no more
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me. no more
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me, no more
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me, no more
what is love?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Although it's a great song, it's slightly pessimistic view of love is also quite narrow.

I could elaborate for.. well, days probably, but I wouldn't want anyone falling asleep at their p.c. and waking up with qwerty-face.

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