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Sat 07/25/09 08:34 AM

No one yet has said that they are doing what they wanted to do as a kid...


I did.

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Sat 07/25/09 08:32 AM
Yo. Still not crushing and heading to sleep, but hadda say hi to my favorite thread!

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Sat 07/25/09 08:25 AM

NOOOOOOOOOOOO WISH I WAS DEAD.............


Then do something about it. Not the dead part, but the dreams part...

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Sat 07/25/09 08:16 AM
That would be the Toxic Avenger!

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Sat 07/25/09 08:15 AM
VERY close. Brian Froud.

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Sat 07/25/09 08:09 AM
I have fulfilled all my childhood dreams but two.

I am a mother, I am a published author, and I have a driver's license. laugh

I am not a certified teacher... but I am working on that as I type. When I was a kid I WANTED to teach, but it was akin to winning the lottery for me at the time. College? ME? I'm a MORON!? But I did it... and still am doing it. So I'll call that a win too.

Now, where the hell is my last dream... the man who will share all the other dreams with me?

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Sat 07/25/09 08:05 AM
Edited by snarkytwain on Sat 07/25/09 08:06 AM

NEVER BEEN MARRIED ,BUT NOW DIVORCED WOMEN FROM SCHOOL THAT IGNORED ME . SEEM TO TAKE AN INTEREST ME NOW ...... BUT THEY DO HAVE CHILDREN ....... BUT I HAVE A FEELING THEY WILL PUT THE KIDS FIRST IN THE RELATIONSHIP AND ME SECOND THE KIDS WILL HAVE PRIORITY OVER ME ....... THE KIDS CAN DO WHAT EVER THEY WANT AND I WILL HAVE NO SAY IN IT..............


The kids will ALWAYS be above the SO. Always. Even if the SO is the other parent. That's how it's supposed to be. Never ask a mother to put you above her kids, because the good ones will slap you silly for such an assumption and the bad ones who WOULD do it, you don't want anyway.

trgirl, that is such a sad story! frown You are obviously a majorly strong woman, and I can't help but honor that greatly. flowerforyou

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Sat 07/25/09 07:43 AM
Edited by snarkytwain on Sat 07/25/09 07:44 AM
Easily. A smidge is a little more than a teensy and a little less than a bit!

And... blushing You're gonna give me an ego, buddy... thank you...

ETA: LadyWolf, that's close to my divorce too. Down to the money stuff. We still don't talk about that. Keeps things peaceful. laugh

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Sat 07/25/09 07:36 AM

just say "i have a list of requirements, its a small list,but a list all the same and i`m afraid wonkey eyes, a big nose and a generall smell of feet are not on the list....sorry"


Now THAT would be mean. laugh

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Sat 07/25/09 07:34 AM

WHAT ABOUT A WOMAN THAT WOULD NOT GIVE ME THE TIME A DAY WHEN SHE WAS SINGLE , BUT NOW SHE DIVORCED WITH KIDS EX PAYS NO SUPPORT NOW SHE WANTS TO DATE ME....... WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT????????????


I think you yell too much babe. Tone it down just a smidge?

As for what you said, I think you need to stay the hell away from her.

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Sat 07/25/09 07:31 AM





I prefer raven-haired exotics with no real pref as to eye color.

The weird thing is that I've only dated redheads, as in exciting and crazy and the one blue-haired girl, as in... good-god-why?


I bet they were exciting though!
I was attracted to their spontaneity and inscrutability first, aesthetics second.

Exciting, like a near-sighted spaz skateboarding in the Smokeys. Notice that my chin's at a funny angle.


Funny, MY spontaneity and overall weirdness just makes guys look at me like this: huh

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Original thought isn't for everyone, I suppose.

That's why bimbos were created.


Agreed. So long as they stay AWAY from the men who CAN think. grumble

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Sat 07/25/09 07:29 AM
Nah, Nova... you'd be one of the few special exceptions. :wink:

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Sat 07/25/09 07:26 AM
I can also say "little brother", as many of them are WAY younger than me. It's a compliment, yeah, but... no. laugh

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Sat 07/25/09 07:23 AM
Hm... I'll have to remember that.

Thanks for all the advice! flowerforyou

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Sat 07/25/09 07:21 AM

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Sat 07/25/09 07:18 AM
Edited by snarkytwain on Sat 07/25/09 07:22 AM
Who here has been divorced? And, if you are so willing to post, why didn't it work?

I'll start:

It's kinda a long story and why it failed is in two parts. I'll try and make it concise...

The first part is we married when I was 18 and he was 17. We THOUGHT we knew who we were and what we wanted out of life. But as the years went by and we aged and grew into who we TRULY were, we realized how very very different we were from each-other. I'm liberal, punk rock, Pagan and independent. He's conservative, country, Christian, and wants a wife to stay home and raise the kids. We realized if we were ever going to save our friendship and the peace of our childrens' childhoods, we had to divorce.

The second is he fell in love with a friend of mine who, to be honest, was WAY better for him than me.

And that is that!

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Sat 07/25/09 07:17 AM



I prefer raven-haired exotics with no real pref as to eye color.

The weird thing is that I've only dated redheads, as in exciting and crazy and the one blue-haired girl, as in... good-god-why?


I bet they were exciting though!
I was attracted to their spontaneity and inscrutability first, aesthetics second.

Exciting, like a near-sighted spaz skateboarding in the Smokeys. Notice that my chin's at a funny angle.


Funny, MY spontaneity and overall weirdness just makes guys look at me like this: huh

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Sat 07/25/09 07:15 AM
Heh. Nevermind. *Whistles*

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Sat 07/25/09 07:15 AM
That would work for a friend, but what about a stranger at a bar?

And 7z... NEVER! flowers

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Sat 07/25/09 07:08 AM
I wasn't talking about you, hon. Not about anyone in particular actually. I was talking about irl actually.

Lily... damn. I was hoping there was some trick. I HATE hurting feelings. frown