No snow here in Charleston South Carolina
Miss it myself, from Ohio originally

A politician was giving a speech in an indian reservation and noticed that while giving his speech the crowd would say hoya. Well he stepped it up a bit and the crowd responded likewise with hoya hoya as he was finishing up his speech the crowd grew louder with shouts of hoya. Feeeling pleased with himself he shook hands and met people along with taking a tour of the town coming to a cattle pen he wanted to get a closer look when he heard an elder cautioning him to be careful not to step in the "hoya"

A Native American was famed for having the worlds greatest memory, one day he was approached by a young visitor who spoke with him awhile then asked him "chief what did you have for breakfast two years ago to the day" the chief replied "eggs, toast, bacon and coffee" the young man said that no one could remember that and left angrily. A few months later the young man happen to see the chief in town, walked up to him and said "how" to which the chief replied " over easy how else?"

An officer was watching a drunk; as he staggered to several cars before finding his own and passed out inside. After a while when he awoke being the last to leave he pulled out and was immediately pulled over, given a sobriety test he passed being totally sober, the officer couldn't explain it, thought perhaps it was his equipment, then the "drunk" explained that he was the "dd" for the night, Designated Driver the officer asked, no designated decoy came the reply.
Hope you had a safe and happy new year

Perhaps a softer approach, the hands on the hips and that look your giving, well its says "what did you do now" just saying. Your very beautiful smile and let people see your radiant smile and your eyes.

No matter what you do you must always remember that the future is full of blank pages waiting to be filled with love and laughter and never loose sight of that goal

I try not to think it hurts too much! Lol.