also a 'person has read your message' would be nice if they procrastinating and youre thinking of deleting.

Metallica - Black Album - Through the never

Dangerous Grounds

Save Yourself!

Total gossip!

get out of my current web job.. looking at going back to 9 to 5 IT Support, where i can clock off and forget about IT in the wee hours of the morning or weekends.

saw this meme once with a bunch of African kids doing somersaults off a tree in a river and the meme title was "the original playstation" so yeah i agree wait until they can buy it themselves because they need your time not some binary one.

fire proof matches
solar powered torches
fly screens in submarines

riiight. im out of toilet paper.

so these thrree guys are lost and walking endlessly through the desert. they come across and oasis with a lush garden and see fruits and being famished sink into an eating fest.


the oasis was a kings garden and his guard caught them in the act and took them to the king. the guards explained to the king what happened and the king though nfor a second about the punishment.

he said to all three of them, go out into my garden pick your favourite thing and come back.

so the first chose grapes and came back to the king, and the king said. right, stick 30 grapes up your bum, and if you succeed i will let you go. he did and the king let him go freely.

the second chose strawberries and same thing with the king but half way through he started to laugh and they all ran out, this happened a few times and the king is wtf is wrong with you? why are you laughing?

the second guy said the third guy is holding a watermelon....

uh, i dont pick fights, i have a thick skin mate. been in two fights my entire life and i didnt start neither and i could not avoid them too. i was bored. relax? was hoping id get home schooled by a queen of mean, and such. love your assumptions though heh

i remember because i was a older teen pumping iron at the time XD

okay you both need to get spanked. this aussie raised dude had sexy abs. this, coming from a fellow guy. have a look at his recent photos. he still a sexy bish.

went to a dentist to get some teeth fixed. when he got back from the dentist the toyota executive's wife asked him how it all went. he said "oh, what a filling!"

Morpheus told me to.. he said i would find the ONE. Now get up sam. get. up.

how tasty this bottle of wine is! anyone wanta glass? its pink and tastes kinda sweet. mmmmhmmm

two glass into this wine and its peachy. oh you mean outside? cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

PIVOT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_PWbnHABsM

warhead bursties at you, then a few hugs :P

sorry to hear what ahppened to you bro, everything i own is in my brother or mums name, even new apartment XD

19 years marriage, she was awesome before we had kids but turned into a condescending dragon after. oh man.. i just thought i really dont need this **** she is draining my soul so i left her, have three girls with her, daddy's girl is here now, life is better now.

first few months two years ago when we separated i was a total mess. time heals and i have moved on.

separated two years ago. divorced july this year, waiting for ahem august next year until my assets get back to my name. she did clean out the entire joint bank though.