somebody did turn a corner and is now collecting juicy acorns of life...sweeeet!Captcliff....and u swabbies thought I could only carve bamboo bongs

why is everyone so sure it's over? They listen...maybe someone will have the balls to be honest and break the stalemate of silence. The desire for personal redemption/reapproachment (and I dont mean religious) can be as powerful as love or sexual passion.

I done heard there's a Jew or two in here....I'm living l'chaim in Atlanta....Jew-up and say something...

Poets, like it or not, get it or not? CaptCliff
Jiminy Cricket

I found your Jiminy Cricket
Bound and Gagged
Hogtied to my weeping willow tree
Covered in your spider web silk
Wrapped up like a mummy Prince
Some stealthy sleuths
Some shadowy gang
Cut his heart out
With razor blades
Garroted him with piano wire lies
Finished him off with a single shot
Of ice cold self deception
I would rather have found a horse's head
In my fluffy white down covered king size bed
Such a noble conscience deserved
A far more conscious
And less bitter end

I'm jewish and thinking of joining that Muslima singles site, the one with the women wearing the shawls and veils and stuff. What are my chances of getting lucky?

I thought my post was fairly immature (yet clever). How did the thread deteriorate into a sophomoric booger brawl in such a short time?

speaking of nads,there is an excellent discussion/debate on the medical probabilities of popping out a nut accidentally under Scarred:question for the guys. Apparently duckie is absolutely obsessed with the question and is taking opinions from all comers...so to speak.

maybe it would help duckie if people came up with some pertinent keywords to type into a search engine. I'm thinking: medical,nutcracker,ouch or ballbuster,nutsack and oh****mynut. Feel free to add your own.

Yeah, good if your idea of fun is two people wetting themselves from tellin' knock knock jokes...me I'd rather eat the brownies, savage the women, and keelhaul the crew. To be fair and balanced, you can have the cabin boy. From the previous comments it sounds like u might "prefer" him...not that there's anything wrong with that, mind ya Arrgh!

This Capt. is pretty sure the wench with the moist britches peed herself from laughter...