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Tue 09/30/08 08:30 AM



He'd say, "she's funny, kind, and loves the little things in life."

To which I would say, "Yes, but what's in your pants doesn't count..."

rofl rofl rofl


That is the funniest thing I've read today!!



quoted for emphasis


yep!

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Tue 09/30/08 08:29 AM

You will sew the parts back on, won't you?



sure..but you may look like a picaso painting..hahaha

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Tue 09/30/08 08:29 AM


Don't wanna see goof in tight pants.
noway explode




But why not?? He has a nice ass:laughing:


did Goof buy a donkey??

*ok that was bad..but I try..lol*

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Tue 09/30/08 08:28 AM
Hi BG!waving

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Tue 09/30/08 08:28 AM

Don't wanna see goof in tight pants.
noway explode


oh come on..bet he does a great Chippendales impersonation...hehe

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Tue 09/30/08 08:27 AM

An infant had a shirt on that read
"Are you my sperm donor?"




rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

wish I could have bought that when my kiddo was a baby..

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Tue 09/30/08 08:26 AM

He'd say, "she's funny, kind, and loves the little things in life."

To which I would say, "Yes, but what's in your pants doesn't count..."

rofl rofl rofl


That is the funniest thing I've read today!!

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Tue 09/30/08 08:25 AM

Here he comes, look at that, look at that
There he goes, look at that, look at that
And he ain't wearin' no clothes

Oh, yes, they call him the Streak



As I fly through on my way to bed!




night Jer..

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Tue 09/30/08 08:25 AM


Goof is a brat..lol


Nooooo....I am the "Uber" Brat!



so you wear tight pants and dance to trance music???

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Tue 09/30/08 08:24 AM
I'm just a big ball of DORK

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Tue 09/30/08 08:22 AM

I'm willing to sacrifice SOME body parts to fit, ya know.

But losing some would kinda defeat the purpose.


Now I'm getting gory. Maybe I should go to bed.




but GORE is a great way to start a relationship..hahahahhahaa

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Tue 09/30/08 08:21 AM
Goof is a brat..lol

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Tue 09/30/08 08:20 AM



good mornin flowerforyou




oh if you pray can you please pray for me. on top of having bronchitis i stepped on ants yesterday well im highly allergic and with no insurance i cant spend 400 on the shot it takes to fix it. but my foots really swollen. so if you pray please remember me. thanks ya'll.


easy fix..benadryl and ice ice baby..should help with the swelling



done tried that but benadryl never works


hmmmm you can buy an epi pen at the drug store..not even 400 bucks..is that the shot you talk of?

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Tue 09/30/08 08:18 AM
I'm single because I haven't met anyone that fit into my perfect mold...rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Tue 09/30/08 08:17 AM
Single

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Tue 09/30/08 08:14 AM


Only if you've never had multiple orgasms before


nope...never.


ohhh you should..they're very fun..:banana: :banana: :banana:

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Tue 09/30/08 08:10 AM
I think that if I want to cheat on the guy I'm with..it's soo much easier to break up than do that. I am not a fan of cheating.

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Tue 09/30/08 08:07 AM

Thank you izzie.



I say things that COULD be thought provoking, instead people always take offense to it creating mass chaos.


I like both


I took no offense...just gave my oppinion.:wink:

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Tue 09/30/08 08:05 AM
I miss my grandparents all the time. Never once did I feel it wasn't good to cry...sometimes it's just the release your soul needs.

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Tue 09/30/08 08:02 AM


"Why guys won't date single moms????"




In my perspective, other people's kids are annoying because they yell, scream, fuss, whine and you must change them, change plans for them, find babysitters for them, cater to them, spend money on them...and if it's not your baby, it's not even worth it. Women have a different perspective because they get that free check in the mail so their kid is actually their job. Men don't get that luxury


Very nice. Would that be the " welfare " free check, or the " child support " free check that you are referring to???

Ya know, for having the word " genius " in your screen name, you sure do say some exceptionally stupid things.


in reality..those "free checks" aren't really free. I have many friends and family in both situations (welfare and child support) who have to deal with sooooo much crap just to be able to provide for their child..that was one of the reasons I never wanted either.

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