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SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 9
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Good Idea!! I'll mix it into the pot pie filling!! oooh make him hot coccoa with exlax..that'll be fun..hahahahahhaha You gonna clean up the mess????? 
nope..but we could put him on the porch and hose him down when he's done..LOL |
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Huggs huggs and more huggs!!!
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i just meant that condoms don't always work. sometimes that .01% kicks in during sex. now where in God's name did I put my "don't know anything about the world because I'm a stupid woman who has a child" hat at? my kiddo was the result of a broken condom...never regretted it. mine too, and again he's the BEST DAMN BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER!!! my kiddo shows me everyday why having her made me a better person! |
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i think we are making this a men against women thing instead of a reality thing. it is sad that it is deteriorating into a name calling shout fest. we have been free to name call this entire time???? damn I miss all the fun. Can't start now tho, people would try to judge me 
you're just a single mom...ohhh snap..LMFAO ouch! that hurt deep! i think i will go to my free check tree, pick a check, wash it off, and go drown my sorrows in a beer bottle. then rush off and have unprotected sex so I can get pregnant and grow another free check tree in my backyard. YAY!!! Dreams do come true!  
hey mamma..can I borrow one of those free checks..I need to get my hair done..
still waiting for my fairy godmother to come back from getting milk. she's been gone for almost 4 years now...should I be worried? only if she ran off with the guy who had the government cheese.. |
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i just meant that condoms don't always work. sometimes that .01% kicks in during sex. now where in God's name did I put my "don't know anything about the world because I'm a stupid woman who has a child" hat at? my kiddo was the result of a broken condom...never regretted it. |
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i think we are making this a men against women thing instead of a reality thing. it is sad that it is deteriorating into a name calling shout fest. we have been free to name call this entire time???? damn I miss all the fun. Can't start now tho, people would try to judge me
you're just a single mom...ohhh snap..LMFAO ouch! that hurt deep! i think i will go to my free check tree, pick a check, wash it off, and go drown my sorrows in a beer bottle. then rush off and have unprotected sex so I can get pregnant and grow another free check tree in my backyard. YAY!!! Dreams do come true!
Your child is a blessing. 
I don't ever refer to my kiddo as a mistake...she is more like the parasite that suckled on me till almost all life was gone..then she went and did something cute and I just couldn't have the heart to drown her in the tub...LOL |
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i think we are making this a men against women thing instead of a reality thing. it is sad that it is deteriorating into a name calling shout fest. we have been free to name call this entire time???? damn I miss all the fun. Can't start now tho, people would try to judge me
you're just a single mom...ohhh snap..LMFAO ouch! that hurt deep! i think i will go to my free check tree, pick a check, wash it off, and go drown my sorrows in a beer bottle. then rush off and have unprotected sex so I can get pregnant and grow another free check tree in my backyard. YAY!!! Dreams do come true!
hey mamma..can I borrow one of those free checks..I need to get my hair done..
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Topic:
SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 9
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Good Idea!! I'll mix it into the pot pie filling!! oooh make him hot coccoa with exlax..that'll be fun..hahahahahhaha |
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not single just lonely *HUGGS* now you're not lonely anymore
aww thank you! but it doesn't take care of the fact that he is far far away true, but it's always good to have a hug...supposidly, 8 hugs and it raises your seratonin. 
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 144
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good mornin
oh if you pray can you please pray for me. on top of having bronchitis i stepped on ants yesterday well im highly allergic and with no insurance i cant spend 400 on the shot it takes to fix it. but my foots really swollen. so if you pray please remember me. thanks ya'll. easy fix..benadryl and ice ice baby..should help with the swelling done tried that but benadryl never works hmmmm you can buy an epi pen at the drug store..not even 400 bucks..is that the shot you talk of? no im talking about a cortizone plus a super dose of benadryl. its two diff shots goes in your hip. ive had it done just a month ago because of the stupid ants eek..sorry honey..have no clue what else to suggest. |
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Topic:
SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 9
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Noo he wanted that damn pot pie again.... next time slip him some beano..lol |
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i think we are making this a men against women thing instead of a reality thing. it is sad that it is deteriorating into a name calling shout fest. we have been free to name call this entire time???? damn I miss all the fun. Can't start now tho, people would try to judge me
you're just a single mom...ohhh snap..LMFAO |
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Topic:
T-Shirts
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I bought one for my friend that says "I didn't say it was your fault..I said I was going to blame you." Now that fit him to a tee..lol
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Topic:
T-Shirts
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I have one that says "You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same" I want that!! |
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We need a big ass group hug here..lol
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It may be the fact that they are another man's child..it's kind of a possesive thing. I've known lots of guys who get into a relationship and raise another man's child as his own.
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not single just lonely *HUGGS* now you're not lonely anymore
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Topic:
SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 9
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I put him outside again.. I thought it was him stinking up the bedroom but I realized you were laying next to me
did you feed him beans again? |
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Topic:
SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 9
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Who took my donkey?? blame Shrek
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Topic:
T-Shirts
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A shirt I saw at a horror convention..
Can you show me where the morgue is? I need a cold stiff one. |
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