I've had rattlesnake and tried rocky mountain oysters once (they didn't taste very good) Yeah, I can't imagine that cow balls would taste very good. |
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I never want to have kids, but if I were to meet someone who I got along with, was attracted to, and treated me awesome, it would be stupid to not date the person because they have children.
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You know, a lot of dudes have brats that don't belong to us too.
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If you could be
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A cat.
I could lounge all day inside in the warm house and poop in a box. |
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PUKE!
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Airport, vacation, the park nice, nice and nice... (except that it is now 15 degrees here in Michigan, and the park is out until spring...) Ann Arbor has a million hot smart chicks. Well, the populations is actually about 114,000 here, and being a liberal-type city, a lot of nthe women here are lesbians... nothing against that, just don't swing that way... I've never really noticed an alarming amount of lesbians there. Of all of the women I know who live there, zero are lesbians. |
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Airport, vacation, the park nice, nice and nice... (except that it is now 15 degrees here in Michigan, and the park is out until spring...) Ann Arbor has a million hot smart chicks. |
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Who are you?
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Porn shop?
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New at the Dating thing
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Don't taze me, bro!
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New at the Dating thing
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She'll not only give you her number, but she'll actually answer her phone when you call!
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Gobble Gobble
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i see the gravy is not included well hot dam.!!!!! But it is if you buy the "Feast." Along with a tofurky jerky wishbone. Woot! |
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Gobble Gobble
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I ate the sh*t out of some Tofurky last night. It was delicious.
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music that makes you wanna
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Creed too.
I'd like to bury Scott Stapp up to his neck in dirt and run over his head with a lawnmower. |
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Gobble Gobble
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Your soul.
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music that makes you wanna
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Listening to Nickleback makes me want to kill them, as a band, because they suck so hard.
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Movies that make you CRY...
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1. Field of Dreams - always gets me when he says "Dad, you wanna play some catch?" Every time... Also, "Brian's Song" with James Caan and Billy Dee Williams. When Gayle Sayers (Williams) gives an award speech and says, "I love Brian Piccolo. And I'd like all of you to love him too. And so tonight, when you hit your knees, please ask God to love him." Is Billy Dee sipping on a Colt .45 during the speech? |
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Movies that make you CRY...
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The Titanic was depressing. I wanted a happy ending Did you expect a happy ending with a movie called "The Titanic?" |
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Best Rejection Ever
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I got rejected again today, because of my job I am losing count.The best built in excuse ever Its so much better than if it was a physical reason I would reject you because I don't really know how a bug and a human would "do it." |
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