This statement disqualifies you from complaining about anything. Ever.

Immeasurably?

Stinky tuna saves me from being date raped on a regular basis.

Do you mean cannot drive? Like, doesn't have a license because they killed a kid while drunk driving?

Or doesn't drive? Has a license but bikes/walks/taxis or public transits?

Can you even count how many times George Bush messed what he was trying to say?


Keep on Baracking in the free world!

Sigur Ros. Without a doubt.

You should always get it out of the way on the very first date.

You should do it right on her. Like her thigh or something.

Trust me. She will not be able to wait to take you home.

Go back to school instead of Montreal.

She puts your penis in her mouth and lets you touch her boobs.

Well even if I would let an ugly person in to bang it up, I would still be the one to select said ugg.

Yes, no matter what I would pick.

Tricky question.

If the third party was ugly, no.

If the third party was hotter than me, no.

If the third party was hot, but not as hot as me, yes.

Hellkitten is right on with Braindead. I forgot about that one.

I think it's called Dead Alive in the states. Peter Jackson directed pre-Lord of the Rings. I think it holds some record having to do with the largest amount of fake blood used in a scene.

Daily.

28 Days later is a good choice. Cillian Murphy is nice to look at, Danny Boyle is a great director (Trainspotting, The Beach), the soundtrack is kind of great (most of his films have good tunes) and it has FAST ZOMBIES.

Also, someone mentioned Audition. Super creepy and good.

I also suggest Funny Games. There are two versions, which I guess are about identical and both directed by the same guy. One is American (more recent) and the other one is German. I saw the German version and thought it was great.

If you're more into cheesy than effed up things I suggest anything Troma related. Redneck Zombies, Class of Nuke 'Em High 2, Toxic Avenger, etc. Really laughable low budget super gore.

You could go with the Godfather of Gore, Hershel Gordon Lewis.
Bloodfeast or Bloodfeast 2 (that actually came out like 30 years after the first one)

Was this someone who gave you a ton of attention that you took for granted, and now their energy is being spent on someone who appreciates it?

Well for me, I can't think of one single person that I would be jealous over that I didn't want to date initially.

If anything, I would be glad that they found someone else to like and think that we could be friends without any tension.

Exes maybe, someone who decides not to date you, probably not.

Yes.

I'm not saying "see what his excuse is and then go home with him and bang him."

She should call him out just because. Why not?

You should call him out though, and see what his excuse is.