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Sun 04/10/11 01:20 PM
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?

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Sun 04/10/11 01:12 PM
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

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Sun 04/10/11 01:09 PM
Nice legs...what time do they open?

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Sun 04/10/11 01:06 PM
Seems as if your shoes are having a party. Why dont you invite your pants down.

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Sun 04/10/11 01:04 PM
You must work for UPS....cause I swear I just saw you checking out my package.

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Sun 04/10/11 12:24 PM
Yeah...def ditch the d-bag.

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Sun 04/10/11 12:23 PM
I like to have female friends. Not necessarily to get into their pants. Women are fun to hang around with even when there is not that ulterior motive. When I get a bit tipsy...I tend to be a show off. So I don't want to show off in front of a bunch of dudes. Id rather show off in front of my gal pals. Although truth be told...maybe I I'm not trying to sleep with them. But I wouldn't mind getting to see their bobbies.

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Sun 04/10/11 12:20 PM
You leave me alone.

LOL!!

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Sun 04/10/11 12:19 PM
Well I have a pic of me picking my nose in my profile. So I wouldnt say thats my best foot forward. Mayeb my best finger up though....lol.

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Sun 04/10/11 12:18 PM
Who needs romance when you got eyes like these...lol!!

Damn I'm smooth!!

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Sun 04/10/11 12:14 PM
Its safe to say...I'm feeling pretty gangsta today.

Try and effing stop me!!!

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Sun 04/10/11 11:37 AM
must be nice...

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Sun 04/10/11 10:56 AM
Thats why im so healthy.

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Sun 04/10/11 07:25 AM
Staring at boobies is good for your health. Its been proven through scientific research. Woop woop!!

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Sun 04/10/11 07:13 AM
Purple.

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Sat 04/09/11 06:36 PM
Oh what..you think Im funny.

Like I amuse you.

like I'm a CLOWN!!!

LOL!!!

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Sat 04/09/11 04:46 PM
laugh Nah...I think I got you pegged. But really it doesn't matter because you could easily deny it.laugh


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Sat 04/09/11 04:02 PM
And not fit to place in a forum.

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Sat 04/09/11 03:52 PM
I think you'd find my perception of you to be rude.

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Sat 04/09/11 03:43 PM
Some of the replies in this thread make me LOL!!