there are a few days that i would change for sure.
1. the day that i was sexually molested.i was 6.
2.the week of my grandma passed away.
3.the day my mom passed away.and the following year after.
4.the day i met my first wife.i SHOULD have walked away from her.plus getting married to her.
5.the day that i moved in with my second wife.that was dec.9 1999.i should have gone out to the farm instead of staying in town due to her asking me to.
6.GETTING MARRIED FOR THE SECOND TIME.
7.trusting my second wife with a so-called friend on december 31 2005.i am seperated now from her.

old joke.

YUP.HAPPENED TO A FRIEND OF MINE........56 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh tom! what would we do without the court jester that you are?

i never met my grandpa.he passed on 3 months before my mom was born.my grandma passed away 8 days AFTER my 17th birthday.did i cry? yes.internally i did.i was her pallbearer.my grandparents on my dads side i never really knew.so it did not bother me at all.BUT it just about killed me litterally when my mom passed on 23 months EXACTLY after my grandma.remember this:YOUR LOVED ONES ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU NO MATTER WHAT. a pastor told me this.my dad just passed away in janurary of this year.him and i were friends,i NEVER had a real FATHER-SON relationship with him.

tom you i rely on for a good laugh.keep them jokes coming.

tom you forgot a name for dem farts.
fighting geese,or darn ducks are southbound.or how about giggling gophers.

*snicker*

Tom that is priceless.

sick but good and decent.

a friend of mine was shot by a cow.no lie.he was out hunting and decided that his cow was good enough for him to have "fun" with.after he dismounted the cow moved just alittle too much to the right and knocked his rifle away from the tree it was against.he WAS suppose to go in to remove "the family jewels" the following day but wound up not going due to down there having to be stitched shut from a 30-30 bullet going through it.

oh ouch! low blow. but decent.

uhhhhh yeah.ok.can we say"BORED_OUT_OF_YOUR_MIND?"

OUCH!!!!! low blow!!

LORD OF THE RINGS ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF THEM.

well i AM going to do deliveries before i go taxi.that i will say.

well the boss was listening to lies about myself and other drivers.this i JUST found out.he has had fired AND rehired me off and on over the last 2 years.i just got sick and tired of the b.s..

thank you ella1

OH MAN!!!! i would NOT want that to happen to me.

ever have a really good day when you tell your boss where to go and how to get there?
well i did just yesterday.
a few of the people on here know that i drive(well now it's drove) taxi.
i got sick and tired of being told that i am not honest,that i am lazy or some other stupid stuff.

well i told my former boss point blank that if he wants to see a loser then he better look in a mirror.
i am now back on s.s.(welfare).
BUT i am looking at starting my own taxi-cab.
honesty is the key to getting what you want out of life.