"Sister Ann, aren't you putting on a little weight?"
inquired Father Dan during his visit to the convent,
suspiciously eyeing her bulging belly. "Why, no
Father," answered the nun demurely, "It's just a
little gas."

A few months later Father Dan put the same question
to the nun noticing her habit barely fit across her
belly. "Oh, just a bit of gas," said Sister Ann,
blushing a bit.

On his next visit Father Dan was walking down the
corridor when he passed Sister Ann wheeling a baby
carriage. Looking in, the priest observed,
"Cute little Fart!"

That is SOOOOOOOOOOOO wrong.

I've always wondered something...If you have sex with a nun, aren't you basically banging god's wife?

This is a good but disturbing point, Commissar.

No Red. You're just getting into the habit.

tom you i rely on for a good laugh.keep them jokes coming.