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is mad cuz she can't get through to that 900 #....always busy! I will add a new number just for you, just call 1-800-imm-anun |
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broke from calling too many times to talk to her 
call again, christmas is coming, I need the money!! 
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he play with barbie dolls in sick and twisted ways
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Last to post wins! - part 58
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Topic:
make a wish
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I wish i was me ok who exactly are you? please tell me the aliens didnt get to you before my genie azz did! |
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make a wish
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All my hair would grow back and I could stop wearing this silly hat No way good lookin, bald is the new sexy! |
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just had to say hi to the world, Holla back!!!!! hi and lots of luck good lookin! |
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Topic:
make a wish
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If Cali Freak was my magic genie, I know what I would be wishing for 
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Thanksgiving
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Just think, if the pilgrims cooked a donkey instead of a turkey , we would all get a piece of AZZ for thanksgiving!! 
well i don't get it for Thanksgiving but in the holiday spirit,i get a freebie for Christmas from the hooker down the street 
Well hopefully you don't have any leftover little elves in your britches from this little tradition. there's only 1 elf down there and he's always been there
Dude, never refer to it as "elf, little elf" 
No, its "the Big Sleigh, or the Big sleigh Ride" 
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Topic:
make a wish
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I wish for the "perfect" guy to knock at my door!! Can you make that happen for me??
this can happen!! just dial 911 and hang up! 
wait, handcuffs? this could actually be the perfect man!! |
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Topic:
make a wish
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I wish for the "perfect" guy to knock at my door!! Can you make that happen for me??
this can happen!! just dial 911 and hang up! |
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Topic:
make a wish
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I am your genie, make one wish! 
All I want is the girl who works at the grocery store! Maybe you really are a genie, I'll give it a shot!
ok take her some flowers and see what happens!
I would, but she is unable to detect me -- apparently, I do not fit in with her visible-light-spectrum-perception capabilities! That's one reason I need a genie. And there are certainly others. ok try wearing a big weiner outfit , i bet she notices you then!! |
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make a wish
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i wish i were an Oscar Meyer wiener lol, your wish is my command! your a weiner! |
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Topic:
make a wish
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I am your genie, make one wish!
All I want is the girl who works at the grocery store! Maybe you really are a genie, I'll give it a shot!
ok take her some flowers and see what happens!
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Topic:
make a wish
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Can you make it be Friday already? I got a stud muffin comin over to cook me dinner   
I will have to get back to you in 2 days.
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Topic:
Thanksgiving
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Topic:
make a wish
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I am your genie, make one wish!
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Topic:
Thanksgiving
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Just think, if the pilgrims cooked a donkey instead of a turkey , we would all get a piece of AZZ for thanksgiving!!
well i don't get it for Thanksgiving but in the holiday spirit,i get a freebie for Christmas from the hooker down the street
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Topic:
Thanksgiving
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Just think, if the pilgrims cooked a donkey instead of a turkey , we would all get a piece of AZZ for thanksgiving!!
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