Hello there.....

Nope

Welcome

What do we get to do to ya'll?

Hello

You wanna come help me pack?

My next life: I want to live my next life backwards!



You start out dead and get that out of the way, right off the bat. Then, you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day. When you are kicked out of the home for being too healthy, you spend several years enjoying your retirement
and collecting benefit checks. When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're too young to work. So then, you go to college & high school: play sports, date, drink, and party. As you get even younger, you become a kid again. You go to elementary school, play and have no responsibilities. In a few years, you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy. You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, spa-like condition s: central heating, room service on tap.
Until finally...you finish off as an orgasm.........I rest my case.

The ex leaving me alone, and a date.

Lets go watch them.

Not very many women on here like to hunt. Whats up with that?

Welcome

Maybe to hard.

Well lets see here, when I deer hunt I like my Browning 7-08, and target I like a 357 or my S&W 38.

You go girl.

Hello and welcome.

This song is me. What do ya'll think about it?


Im A ***** Im A Lover lyrics
By : Alanis Morissette

I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
tried to tell you
but you look at me like maybe
I'm an angel underneath
innocent and sweet.
Yesterday I cried,
must have been relieved
to see the softer side
I can understand
how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
All rolled into one

[Chorus]
I'm a *****, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your hell, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

So take me as I am
This may mean
You'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that
when I start to make you nervous
and I'm going to extremes
Tomorrow I will change
And today won't mean a thing

[Chorus]

I'm a *****, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
When you hurt, when you suffer
I'm an angel undercover
I've been numb, I'm revived
Can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way

Hello

I know what you mean. I turned 50 in July and people think your over the hill now, but the way I look at it I am just getting better. LOL

I agree with this 100%.

Sounds good to me....