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Fri 10/31/08 03:48 PM
Topic: Abuse me
He would wouldn't he.......rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Fri 10/31/08 09:36 AM
Topic: What are you going to be
Paramedic, now I think I want to be a Truck Driver.... LOL
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Fri 10/31/08 07:47 AM
Topic: Chocolate Breakfast
Cran-grape juice....drinker
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Fri 10/31/08 07:43 AM
Topic: ive got one thing to say this morning
Happy Halloween to ya'll 2..... pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork
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Fri 10/31/08 07:39 AM
Topic: IF MY BODY WAS A CAR

Want a free Lube? laugh


You so funny....
I just don't know what I am gonna do with ya....bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile
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Fri 10/31/08 07:07 AM
Topic: Best Karaoke song....
I bet you did....rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Fri 10/31/08 07:05 AM
Topic: IF MY BODY WAS A CAR
I thought it was funny and had to share it. rofl rofl rofl
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Fri 10/31/08 06:43 AM
Topic: happy halloween!
NO, I wished I did....pitchfork
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Fri 10/31/08 06:41 AM
Topic: IF MY BODY WAS A CAR
Edited by rebel58 on Fri 10/31/08 06:42 AM


IF MY BODY WAS A CAR


If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.



I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull .... but that's not the worst of it.



My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.



It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter..... either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
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Fri 10/31/08 06:30 AM
Topic: Happy Halloween!!
As myself.... LOLdevil
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Fri 10/31/08 06:18 AM
Topic: Morning peeps
Good Morn to you 2...
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Fri 10/31/08 06:17 AM
Topic: Hello, I'm new here
Hello and welcome to the crazy world of Mingle2.... waving
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Thu 10/30/08 09:30 PM
Topic: A
again....
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Thu 10/30/08 02:39 PM
Topic: please rate my profile
You need to tell more about yourself and more pictures.biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin
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Thu 10/30/08 02:21 PM
Topic: Two Nuns and Dracula
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Thu 10/30/08 02:03 PM
Topic: Just realized
Thats cool....
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Thu 10/30/08 02:03 PM
Topic: Thursday
Just packing to move...shades shades shades
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Thu 10/30/08 01:49 PM
Topic: Roxette
I know who they are and I listened to there music.
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Thu 10/30/08 12:43 PM
Topic: If you are 30 or older you may find this is hilarious!!!!
I still have some.
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Thu 10/30/08 12:30 PM
Topic: If you are 30 or older you may find this is hilarious!!!!
Remember the 8 tracks? I know I'm old now...bigsmile bigsmile
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